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Cryptocurrencies and their diarrhea

Boy: "I bought another token! It’s definitely going to skyrocket!"

Girl: "It won’t, it’s going to be like diarrhea: you think everything’s under control, then it hits you."

Boy: "But I did everything by the rules!"

Girl: "Rules don’t save you from diarrhea, man." 💩🎮

Cryptocurrencies as the final sentence: death by disappointment

Boy: "I bought Bitcoin at the peak, and now it’s dropped to the bottom!"

Girl: "You died of disappointment before you saw the price rise again."

Boy: "But next time, I’ll do it right!"

Girl: "You don’t need the next time: you’ve become a victim of cryptocurrency death." 💀📉

Cryptocurrencies as engagement rings

Boy: "I invested money in cryptocurrency, it’s like an engagement ring!"

Girl: "Then I have one question: where are my real rings if crypto swallowed everything?"

Boy: "But look, crypto is the future!"

Girl: "The future? I can’t even see the present anymore!" 💍📉

When cryptocurrencies can ruin even relationships

Boy: "We have to invest in Ethereum, it’s our chance!"

Girl: "You’re talking about it again? You see crypto everywhere!"

Boy: "It’s not just 'crypto', it’s a revolution!"

Girl: "A revolution? You better look at our place — we’re short on rent!"

Boy: "But I invested in Ethereum! Everything will be fine!"

Girl: "Everything will be fine when we return to real life and stop living in the virtual world!" 🏚️💔

Short Story about "Stable" Cryptocurrencies Story:

A user buys a stablecoin and says, "Well, now my money is safe!"

A few days later: "Wait, can this be volatile too?"

The cryptocurrency: "Hello, welcome to the crypto world!" 😂💸

Head of the National Bank of Kazakhstan advocated for the legalization of cryptocurrencies

Why did the head of the National Bank of Kazakhstan become a crypto enthusiast?

Because he realized that cryptocurrencies are not just a trend, but the future of finance!

What did the trader say when asked about the future of cryptocurrencies?

"It depends on which wallet I’m using!"

Why do cryptocurrencies love secrets?

Because they are always "secure"!

Why don’t cryptocurrencies want to sit still?

Because they are always looking for a chance to "grow"!

Why don’t cryptocurrencies worry?

Because they can always "mine" their solutions!

How do cryptocurrencies solve problems?

They just "duplicate" their solutions!

Why are cryptocurrencies always looking?

Because they know that the more blocks, the more opportunities!

Why don’t cryptocurrencies get offended?

Because they can always "reboot"!

Why do cryptocurrencies get updated so often?

To keep up with "technological progress"!

How do cryptocurrencies handle tough times?

They just "refresh" with a new hard fork!

How do cryptocurrencies decide when to rest?

When a new "update" appears!

Why do cryptocurrencies sleep so badly?

Because they are always "looking for the next move"!

Why don’t cryptocurrencies play sports?

They already know that success requires "stability"!

What do cryptocurrencies do when they are tired?

They go into "sleep" mode!

Why don’t cryptocurrencies like meetings?

Because there are always too many "discussions"!

How do cryptocurrencies relax after a tough day?

They go to a "cold" wallet.

What happens to cryptocurrencies when they lose connection to the internet?

They "freeze"!

Why don’t cryptocurrencies go to the gym?

Because they are always looking for "easy" solutions!

Why do cryptocurrencies love traveling?

They are always looking for new places to grow!

Why do programmers love cryptocurrencies so much?

Because they are always looking for "bits" and "bytes".

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