Boy: "I bought another token! It’s definitely going to skyrocket!"
Girl: "It won’t, it’s going to be like diarrhea: you think everything’s under control, then it hits you."
Boy: "But I did everything by the rules!"
Girl: "Rules don’t save you from diarrhea, man." 💩🎮
Boy: "I bought Bitcoin at the peak, and now it’s dropped to the bottom!"
Girl: "You died of disappointment before you saw the price rise again."
Boy: "But next time, I’ll do it right!"
Girl: "You don’t need the next time: you’ve become a victim of cryptocurrency death." 💀📉
Boy: "I invested money in cryptocurrency, it’s like an engagement ring!"
Girl: "Then I have one question: where are my real rings if crypto swallowed everything?"
Boy: "But look, crypto is the future!"
Girl: "The future? I can’t even see the present anymore!" 💍📉
Boy: "We have to invest in Ethereum, it’s our chance!"
Girl: "You’re talking about it again? You see crypto everywhere!"
Boy: "It’s not just 'crypto', it’s a revolution!"
Girl: "A revolution? You better look at our place — we’re short on rent!"
Boy: "But I invested in Ethereum! Everything will be fine!"
Girl: "Everything will be fine when we return to real life and stop living in the virtual world!" 🏚️💔
A user buys a stablecoin and says, "Well, now my money is safe!"
A few days later: "Wait, can this be volatile too?"
The cryptocurrency: "Hello, welcome to the crypto world!" 😂💸
Why did the head of the National Bank of Kazakhstan become a crypto enthusiast?
Because he realized that cryptocurrencies are not just a trend, but the future of finance!
"It depends on which wallet I’m using!"
Because they are always "secure"!
Because they are always looking for a chance to "grow"!
Because they can always "mine" their solutions!
They just "duplicate" their solutions!
Because they know that the more blocks, the more opportunities!
Because they can always "reboot"!
To keep up with "technological progress"!
They just "refresh" with a new hard fork!
When a new "update" appears!
Because they are always "looking for the next move"!
They already know that success requires "stability"!
They go into "sleep" mode!
Because there are always too many "discussions"!
They go to a "cold" wallet.
They "freeze"!
Because they are always looking for "easy" solutions!
They are always looking for new places to grow!
Because they are always looking for "bits" and "bytes".