“No weights? No problem. We carry transactions!” 📈
Because lifting GPUs is enough weightlifting for them! 💪
Because they are always looking for "easy" solutions!
A Splinterlands monster bought a gym membership to “buff” itself. 💪
- "I built a gym for my Axies!"
- "What do they train for?"
- "Better stats for battles!"
- "Do they lift weights?"
- "They only lift their SLP rewards." 🏋️♂️
- "I joined a gym in Decentraland!"
- "What’s your workout?"
- "Dragging and dropping weights."
- "Do you feel stronger?"
- "Not really, but my wallet feels lighter." 💪
Ethereum: "I’m working on my scalability gains today!"
Shiba Inu: "I’m just here for the crypto memes and flexing my meme coin muscles!"
Cardano: "I’m here for security and sustainability, no shortcuts."
Ethereum: "You guys need to decentralize your routines!"
Shiba Inu: "I’m just here for the fun, bro!"
Cardano: "And I’m here to make sure we don’t skip leg day—security first!" 🏋️
"Ethereum, what’s your workout today?"
"Smart contract squats and gas fee burpees."
"Are you building strength?"
"More like scalability!" 🏋️♂️
"Ethereum, why are you on the treadmill?"
"Trying to stay ahead of Solana in the race for scalability!"
"Any progress?"
"Still running in circles, but I’m optimistic!" 🏋️♂️
"Ethereum, why are you still here?"
"I’m training for the ultimate upgrade marathon!"
"What’s the goal?"
"ETH 2.0 perfection with zero gas fee endurance!"
"How’s it going?"
"Let’s just say… progress is slow but steady!" 🏃♂️
"Ethereum, how do you stay in such good shape?"
"I do a lot of proof-of-work exercises, and I’m lifting my gas fees every day!"
"Wow, that sounds intense!"
"It is! But I also practice some PoS yoga for flexibility."
"So, you’re a fitness enthusiast?"
"Definitely! My blockchain is always in shape!" 🏋️♂️
A new gym opens called "SquidFit," where you train like you're in the Squid Game. First challenge: "Survive the treadmill while avoiding liquidated tokens falling from the ceiling." The gym’s slogan: "If you survive, you might actually make it to the moon."
I signed up for a crypto gym.
Turns out, my only workout is trying to move my tokens. 💪🪙
I joined a gym in the metaverse.
Now I’m virtually fit but still out of breath. 🏋️♂️🕶️
Why did the crypto trader join the gym?
Because they couldn’t resist “pumping.” 💪📈
Why don’t blockchains work out?
Because they hate breaking chains. 🏋️♂️⛓️