Star Atlas: "I can’t leave the metaverse! My ship is stuck in a loading screen."
Splinterlands: "Maybe you need an NFT teleport."
Gods Unchained: "Or divine intervention. But it’s on cooldown."
Star Atlas: "How long is the cooldown?"
Gods Unchained: "As long as the gas fees are high."
- "I’ve started meditating in Decentraland."
- "How does that work?"
- "I close my eyes and imagine infinite blockchain blocks."
- "Do you feel more centered?"
- "Yes, especially after I stake my ETH." 🧘♀️
- "I bought a private island in Decentraland!"
- "What’s on it?"
- "Just a palm tree and a hammock."
- "Sounds peaceful. How much did it cost?"
- "5 ETH. The palm tree was extra." 🏝️
- "I bought Michael Jackson’s glove in Decentraland!"
- "For how much?"
- "Only 2 ETH."
- "Does it moonwalk?"
- "No, but it sparkles." ✨
- "I quit my job to explore Decentraland full-time."
- "How’s it going?"
- "I’m still lost in the tutorial."
- "Ah, living the decentralized dream." 🌀
- "I ran a virtual marathon in Decentraland!"
- "How far did you run?"
- "Zero steps. But I bought the NFT medal!"
- "Sounds exhausting." 🏅
I joined three metaverse games, and now I can’t remember which avatar I am. 🤯🌐
My metaverse roommate keeps saying, “The rent was always 1 ETH!” But I know it was 0.1 last month. 🏠😤
I logged into the metaverse for an epic quest, but the server said, “Maintenance Mode. Please try again tomorrow.” 🌌🛠️
Why did the gamer quit the metaverse? They couldn’t handle the VR mob coming for their virtual loans. 😨🏦
My metaverse landlord raised the rent again. Now I’m virtual couch-surfing in my friend’s digital castle. 🏰💻
I tried to buy a virtual yacht in the metaverse. Then I remembered I can’t even afford a kayak in real life. 🚤😅
I entered the metaverse to escape reality. Now I owe 3,000 virtual dollars in rent, and my VR landlord keeps texting me. 🌌📱
I ran a marathon in the metaverse.
Finished first—but still out of shape. 🏃♂️🕶️
I tried exploring the metaverse.
Now I can’t find my way back to reality. 🕶️🌌
I joined a gym in the metaverse.
Now I’m virtually fit but still out of breath. 🏋️♂️🕶️
I got stuck in metaverse traffic.
Even my avatar was late to work. 🚦🕶️
I spent so much time in the metaverse…
I forgot where my real house was. 🏠🕶️