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The Real StepN Marathon

Boyfriend: "I’m so excited! StepN says I can earn $10 a day if I walk enough!"

Girlfriend: "How far do you need to walk for that?"

Boyfriend: "About 15 kilometers a day."

Girlfriend: "So you're doing a marathon every week to pay off $1000 sneakers?"

Boyfriend: "Yeah, but it’s great exercise!"

Girlfriend: "You’re exercising your legs, but bankrupting your wallet." 🏃‍♂️💔

StepN: A relationship marathon

Boyfriend: "Babe, I just spent $1,000 on StepN sneakers! Now I’ll make money just by walking!"

Girlfriend: "Wait, $1,000? How long will it take to get that money back?"

Boyfriend: "Well, if I walk 10 kilometers a day, maybe 2 years?"

Girlfriend: "So you’re walking away from financial stability and into insanity?" 👟💸

Axie’s Movie Marathon 🎬

Why did Axie watch movies all day?

Because it was “staking” out the next big plot twist! 🎥

Metaverse Marathon

- "I ran a virtual marathon in Decentraland!"

- "How far did you run?"

- "Zero steps. But I bought the NFT medal!"

- "Sounds exhausting." 🏅

Hamster | The FOMO Marathon 🏃‍♂️🐹

Hamster: "Why are we running, boss?"
Trader: "Because Bitcoin is pumping!"
Hamster: "But I didn’t buy any..."
Trader: "Exactly!"

Gas Fee Marathon

I ran a gas fee marathon.

I’m now officially tired and broke. 🏃‍♂️⛽💸

Metaverse Marathon

I ran a marathon in the metaverse.

Finished first—but still out of shape. 🏃‍♂️🕶️

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