I skipped studying to catch a pump. Now I’m failing both crypto and calculus.
FOMO? Nope, not with Ethereum. HODL your ETH like it’s your secret weapon!
When the price drops, don’t run for the exits, just HODL tight! 📉
Ethereum's not about timing the market; it's about believing in the future. 🔮
HODLing ETH is like planting a tree—you’ll see the fruits later. 🌳🍎
Hamster: "I missed the big pump, I need to buy now!"
Trader: "Wait, what’s your plan?"
Hamster: "I’m just going to buy anything that looks like it’s going up!"
Trader: "And what if it’s a trap?"
Hamster: "I’ll panic sell and buy something else!"
Hamster: "I bought in after seeing everyone on Twitter talk about it!"
Trader: "Did you check the chart?"
Hamster: "No, but my friend said it’s going to the moon!"
Trader: "That’s how you get space sick."
Hamster: "I sold everything! It was too risky!"
Trader: "Did the price drop?"
Hamster: "No, it went up. But what if it hadn’t?!"
Hamster: "Why are we running, boss?"
Trader: "Because Bitcoin is pumping!"
Hamster: "But I didn’t buy any..."
Trader: "Exactly!"
In crypto fantasy leagues, you draft tokens instead of players. But if you FOMO into the wrong ones, it’s game over. 🏆📉
Why did the trader lose the race? They stopped to buy every token along the track. 🚗💸
My favorite game is FOMO Fighter. The boss is your own wallet, and it always wins. 💸🤖
Why did the crypto trader join the gym?
Because they couldn’t resist “pumping.” 💪📈
Why did the crypto trader go to every event?
Because they feared missing out… on free merch. 🎁🤦♂️
Therapist: "What brings you here?"
Trader: "FOMO."
Therapist: "When did it start?"
Trader: "When I missed Bitcoin at $1.