Boy: "I just won a bunch of tokens in CryptoBlades, now we’re definitely rich!"
Girl: "You’re getting rich, but all I see is your path to the bathroom!" 🚽💩
Boy: "But the crypto is rising, I told you!"
Girl: "The crypto is rising, but your luck is going straight down the toilet!" 💩📉
Boy: "I’ve accumulated tons of tokens, soon I’ll be a millionaire!"
Girl: "It’s like diarrhea with bonuses — you think everything’s under control, then you’re in trouble."
Boy: "But I’m sure about these tokens!"
Girl: "Be sure, but when the crash hits, even toilet paper won’t help!" 💩💸
Investor 1: "Is Solana working without interruptions again?"
Investor 2: "Yeah, looks like it finally found stability… So now it’s not just speed, but reliability!" ⚡💪
Investor 1: "Then it’s truly back in the game!" 🎮🚀
FOMO? Nope, not with Ethereum. HODL your ETH like it’s your secret weapon!
When the price drops, don’t run for the exits, just HODL tight! 📉
Ethereum's not about timing the market; it's about believing in the future. 🔮
HODLing ETH is like planting a tree—you’ll see the fruits later. 🌳🍎
Gas fees feeling high? Don’t worry, Ethereum’s got you!
It’s like getting a car with no gas—wait, that doesn’t sound right! ⛽💥
But Ethereum’s Gas fees? They’re always improving… Well, slowly improving! ⏳
Just like any blockchain, it’s a fuel that never quits, but oh boy, it sure makes you burn through your savings! 🔥💸
Every dip is a chance to scoop up more coins, right? Drop, and I’m in! 📉 The only thing I’m afraid of is missing out on the chance to buy low.
It’s not just the market dropping, it’s the chill that comes with it! 🥶 Better grab a blanket and a hot cup of HODL to keep warm! ☕🧣
While Bitcoin might be dropping, I'm just stacking Satoshis like they’re going out of style. 📈 The lower it goes, the more I scoop up! 🪙
It’s always at the worst possible moment that the market drops, and my internet goes out! 😬 Guess I’ll just HODL through it and wait for the connection to come back. 📶
Crypto drop: "You can’t make money now."
Me: "Watch me turn this into a buying opportunity."
Crypto drop: "Nah, you’ll just panic sell."
My altcoin promised to go to the moon.
Turns out it only bought a ticket to the stratosphere.