My crypto portfolio is going places. Sadly, I’m still stuck in the library.
A Star Atlas ship missed the moon landing because the pilot was too busy trading tokens. 🌙
Why don’t Star Atlas players visit the moon anymore? “It’s too mainstream.” 🌙
- "I bought Michael Jackson’s glove in Decentraland!"
- "For how much?"
- "Only 2 ETH."
- "Does it moonwalk?"
- "No, but it sparkles." ✨
"Why does Ethereum want to go to the moon?"
"Because it’s scaling up and aiming for the stars!"
"Is it working with NASA?"
"Not quite, but its blockchain technology is definitely space-age!"
"So, Ethereum’s ready for intergalactic transactions?"
"Exactly! It’s on a mission to decentralize the universe!" 🚀
When Ethereum hits the moon, it’s not just a rocket ship. It’s an Ethereum launchpad! 🚀
Every block is a countdown to the next giant leap.
Just don’t forget to moon your profits while you’re at it! 🌝
With Ethereum, you’ll be stargazing your way to out-of-this-world returns! 💸🌕
The hamster invested in crypto... but is still stuck in the cage. #ToTheMoon, anyone?
Hamster: "I can feel it... this coin will go to the moon!"
Trader: "What’s your proof?"
Hamster: "The chart says it’s going up!"
Trader: "The chart says it was also going up last year... and then it went to zero."
Hamster: "We’re going to the moon?"
Trader: "No, to my parents’ basement. Market crashed."
Every token in the game promises to go to the moon. The catch? Half of them don’t even leave Earth. 🌍🎰
My crypto was supposed to go to the moon.
It didn’t even leave the launchpad. 🚀😢
My altcoin promised to go to the moon.
Turns out it only bought a ticket to the stratosphere.