Tried mining Bitcoin in my dorm. The only thing I mined was a warning email from IT.
I finally got a Gold Foil card… It’s still worth less than my coffee.
- "One day, my Sandbox land will be worth millions."
- "Until then?"
- "I’ll keep crafting virtual bathrooms."
- "Ah, flushing away your ETH in style." 🚽
"Why does Ethereum dream of driving a Lambo?"
"Because it wants to get there fast—like its transactions!"
"Is it in a rush?"
"Not really! Ethereum knows it’s got the long-term scalability!"
"So no need for a Lambo?"
"Not at all, but it’s definitely got the blockchain speed!" 🚗
It’s not just a blockchain; it’s a dream maker. 💭
Ethereum is where your decentralized ideas get a chance to fly. 🕊️
So, stop dreaming and start building—because Ethereum makes dreams happen! 🌟
Hamster: "I can feel it... this coin will go to the moon!"
Trader: "What’s your proof?"
Hamster: "The chart says it’s going up!"
Trader: "The chart says it was also going up last year... and then it went to zero."
Hamster: "I’m buying more coins. Lambo is coming soon!"
Trader: "A Lambo? What’s your plan?"
Hamster: "I’m hoping it’s the one that gets me to the moon!"
Trader: "Don’t forget to pack a parachute."
Hamster: "Where’s your wallet?"
Trader: "Lost in the blockchain abyss."
I dreamed of a bull market.
Woke up to a bear hugging my portfolio. 🐻📉
I dreamed Bitcoin hit $1 million.
Then I woke up and it was $30,000 again. 💭💔