Bear Jokes - Page 1

- "How’s your Decentraland real estate portfolio?"

- "Underwater."

- "So you bought virtual land… and now you're virtually drowning?"

- "Exactly. It’s very immersive." 🌊

• "How would Squid Game play out in a bear market?"
• "The last one holding their tokens wins… but they’re all underwater!"
• "So, no one really wins?"
• "Except the whales!" 🐋📉

Hamster in a bear market: 'I’m just going to sleep through it. The seeds will still be here when I wake up!'

Hamster in a bear market: 'I’ll just hoard more seeds… that’s what I do in hard times.'

Hamster: "Is it a bull market or bear market?"
Trader: "It’s a hamster market—we’re all spinning."

Surviving a bear market feels like Dark Souls: no checkpoints, just pain and the constant threat of losing everything. 🐻🕹️

Surviving a bear market is like surviving a zombie game: trust no one, stockpile resources, and always watch your back. 🧟‍♂️🐻

Why don’t gamers fear bear markets? They’ve defeated harder bosses before! 🐻👾

I bought a painting of a bear.

Now my portfolio is the perfect companion. 🐻🖼️

I dreamed of a bull market.

Woke up to a bear hugging my portfolio. 🐻📉

My portfolio’s in a bear market,

So now I’m eating ramen to survive. 🐻🍜

I went camping in a bear market.

All I got was cold and broke. 🏕️🐻

Why don’t traders like bear markets?

Because bears don’t give warm hugs. 🤗🐻

How do you cheer up a crypto trader in a bear market?

Tell them they’re just hibernating profits.