They bring all the transactions together without clogging the dance floor!
“Thanks for the proof, I couldn’t have scaled without you!”
It heard Ethereum was slimming down and got jealous!
Because they know how to scale the fun without breaking the network!
It’s probably mining the sound of money! 💸
Because my 9-to-5 wasn’t stressful enough! 😅
Their rigs already take up all the space! 🏗️
Because it’s mining stars instead of coins now! ✨
Explaining to your dog that the fans aren’t chasing him!
Spent 10 minutes planning my lineup. Lost in 10 seconds.
Boyfriend: "I’m making huge gains with my crypto. Soon, we’ll be rich!"
Girlfriend: "Yeah, your wallet’s going up, but so is my love for someone else."
Boyfriend: "What? Who?"
Girlfriend: "A hacker. He broke into my heart, and now it’s locked down for good."
Boyfriend: "No, don’t leave me for a hacker!"
Girlfriend: "You didn’t encrypt my love, so he did."
Boyfriend: "I never thought crypto could lead to heartbreak."
Girlfriend: "Crypto or not, you lost the key to my heart." 💻💔
Boy: "I invested in Upland and now I can cash out money!"
Girl: "Don’t you think you’re risking more than if you went on vacation with diarrhea?"
Boy: "I hope it’ll pay off!"
Girl: "I hope you’re not the first one to exit the game while sitting on the toilet." 💩🎲
Boy: "I just sold a few Axies! Look how rich I am!"
Girl: "Careful, you’re like diarrhea: it starts smooth, but ends up in an unpleasant situation."
Boy: "It’ll be fine, it’s just a temporary dip!"
Girl: "Dip? It’s like poop: it comes unexpectedly, and leaves with a smell." 💩🚀
Boy: "Look, my crypto is growing!"
Girl: "That’s not growth, it’s like diarrhea: you start small, and then there’s nowhere to run!"
Boy: "But in the future, I’ll make money!"
Girl: "The future that’s like diarrhea — fast at first, and then you’ll end up in the toilet." 💩📉
Boy: "I invested in Bitcoin, and its price skyrocketed!"
Girl: "Be careful, it could be like diarrhea: it starts with a small amount, and then you can’t stop!"
Boy: "That’s a great sign of growth!"
Girl: "Growth? You’ll end up on the toilet with that crypto!" 💩📉
Investor 1: "Did you buy an NFT?"
Investor 2: "Yeah! I invested in digital art!"
Investor 1: "Is that like buying a ticket to the future?"
Investor 2: "Well, if the future is a price that flies all over the place!" 😂💎
They'll exchange memes, but no one will understand!
Because it’s always changing its behavior!
Because it couldn’t keep up with the main event. 🚫🎉
Because they couldn't handle the volatility in their relationship. 💔📉💥
To get some block-rockin' beats! 🎶🔗
Because they couldn't find a common block. 💔🔗
Because they couldn't find a common block. 💔🔗
A Gods Unchained player said, “Time to summon my strongest card!” They summoned a card with a dancing bear. "Well, that’s... not exactly what I had in mind." 🐻
A Splinterlands monster hosted a party, but nobody came because it was “too rare.” 🎉
Why was the art gallery in The Sandbox always empty?
Because the art was too “blocky” for anyone to appreciate! 🖼️
What’s Axie’s favorite party trick?
Making NFTs disappear with the click of a button! ✨
Why don’t parties ever work in The Sandbox?
Everyone’s too busy “building” the next big thing! 🏗️
Why was the Decentraland dance party a failure?
Everyone was “lagging” behind the beat! 🕺
Why was Axie’s birthday party so popular?
Because everyone wanted to “breed” a great time! 🥳