They asked, “Is that like planting seeds?” 🌱
Now they think I live in a data center. 🖥️
Boy: "I just sold a few Axies! Look how rich I am!"
Girl: "Careful, you’re like diarrhea: it starts smooth, but ends up in an unpleasant situation."
Boy: "It’ll be fine, it’s just a temporary dip!"
Girl: "Dip? It’s like poop: it comes unexpectedly, and leaves with a smell." 💩🚀
Boy: "I invested in Bitcoin, and its price skyrocketed!"
Girl: "Be careful, it could be like diarrhea: it starts with a small amount, and then you can’t stop!"
Boy: "That’s a great sign of growth!"
Girl: "Growth? You’ll end up on the toilet with that crypto!" 💩📉
– Bitcoin is what made me today’s wealth.
– Wow! And what’s your state now?
– Pre-heart attack.
"Why does Ethereum always make so many friends in crypto?"
"Because it’s always staking its trust!"
"Does it ever lose friends?"
"Not at all! Ethereum’s blockchain network is too strong!"
"Sounds like the ultimate friend group!"
"Exactly! It’s a decentralized squad!" 💸
I bought the dip last week.
Then it dipped again, and now I’m wondering if I’ll ever see a profit again.
In crypto gaming, your inventory is called a ledger. But if you lose it, all your legendary items vanish—just like your savings. 📜💀