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Why do ZK-Rollups never get lost? 🧭

They always follow the proof! 📜

When Lambo? Maybe Never

Crypto Twitter says “When Lambo?” I’m asking, “When lunch?”

Why do miners never get cold? ❄️

Their rigs are the real MVPs of heating! 🔥

Why do miners never argue with their rigs? 🤔

Because they know the rig always has power in the relationship. ⚡

Why do miners never need a vacation? 🌴

Their rigs work 24/7 while they stay home. 🏠

Sprinterlands Trading: Buy High, Sell Never

Bought a card during the hype. Its value is now “priceless.” Literally.

Why does Bitcoin never play chess?

Because it always "blocks" the moves!

Ethereum: The Blockchain that Never Bores!

If Ethereum were a movie, it would never have a dull moment! 🎥
From exciting dApps to thrilling new updates, there’s always something happening. 🌟
It’s the blockchain that keeps you on the edge of your seat, waiting for the next big twist. 🔄

Ethereum: The Crypto That Never Quits!

If you think Ethereum is going to give up, think again. This blockchain keeps going—and going—like the Energizer Bunny! 🐰🔋
It’s resilient, it’s powerful, and it’s always ready for the next challenge. 💥
Ethereum is the crypto that will never quit—because it’s built for the long blockchain run! 🏁

ETH: The Cryptocurrency that Never Sleeps!

Ethereum doesn’t sleep—it's decentralized, and so are your opportunities! ⏰
While you’re snoozing, Ethereum’s processing a million transactions! 💻
So, next time someone says, “Ethereum is too slow,” just remind them that even when it’s sleeping, it’s busy mining away! 😴⛏️
Wake up, the future is already built! 🔥💎

The Dip That Never Ends

I bought the dip last week.
Then it dipped again, and now I’m wondering if I’ll ever see a profit again.

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