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Why don’t miners need pets? 🐶

Their rigs already purr when they work! 🐾

I told my wife the rig needs a new GPU. 💻

She said, “Does it also need a lawyer for our divorce?” 😡

My rig is so loud that I don’t need an alarm clock. ⏰

Every morning, the fans scream, “Wake up and pay the bills!” 💸

Why do miners never need a vacation? 🌴

Their rigs work 24/7 while they stay home. 🏠

Why don’t miners need heaters?

Because their rigs are already hotter than a summer day!

Why did the cryptocurrency need a lawyer?

Она попала в плохой блокчейн.

Crypto drops like my Wi-Fi signal—just when I need it the most!

It’s always at the worst possible moment that the market drops, and my internet goes out! 😬 Guess I’ll just HODL through it and wait for the connection to come back. 📶

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