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Why did my wife ban me from mining in the living room? 🛋️

She said, “It’s either the rig or me!”

I told my wife I’d buy her something nice. 💍

She said, “With what? Another GPU?” 😂

My wife thinks the rig is my best friend. 👨‍💻

I told her, “It’s not friendship—it’s profit!” 💹

I told my wife the rig needs a new GPU. 💻

She said, “Does it also need a lawyer for our divorce?” 😡

Why did my wife leave me? 💔

She said, “I’m tired of competing with GPUs!” 🖥️

My wife asked if we could get a dog. 🐕

I said, “We already have something noisy and expensive—my rig!” 😂

My wife asked why it’s so noisy. 🔊

I said, “The coins are having a party!” 🎉

My wife said my mining setup is too hot. 🔥

I told her, “It’s not heat; it’s passion for crypto!” 😎

I told my wife I’m mining at home.

She said, “Then dig up enough for the electricity bill!”

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