I told her, “It’s not heat; it’s passion for crypto!” 😎
Ethereum’s gas fees are like the price of a hotdog at a baseball game. 🌭⚾
But hey, at least you get a taste of the blockchain experience—just don't expect it to be cheap! 💸
Next time you're in doubt about those fees, remember: a hotdog might cost more! 🍔
Hot market drops are the best time to scoop up some coins! 🔥🔥 Grab them while they’re still sizzling!
When the market drops, it’s trending everywhere—except this time, the hype isn't for a new album, it’s for your portfolio's potential! 🔥🎶
Crypto was dropping like it’s hot…
Then it cooled off real quick and froze my portfolio.
It’s not hot anymore, but I’m still burning.
A new hotel opens in the Squid Game theme. The concierge says, “Our most exclusive room requires you to participate in a ‘Tug of War’ with your credit card. If you win, you get a free upgrade. If you lose, well… enjoy the rug in your room!”
Every token in the game promises to go to the moon. The catch? Half of them don’t even leave Earth. 🌍🎰
HODL sounds great until your portfolio feels like you're holding a hot potato.