Hodl Jokes - Page 1

HODL Stronger Than My GPA

My GPA may drop, but I’ll never drop my coins.

HODLing My Coffee Money

I wanted to buy coffee, but I HODL’d instead. Now I’m awake from hunger, not caffeine.

Gods Unchained Hodler

The God of Wealth refused to sell his crypto, saying, “I’m hodling until Olympus.” 🏛️

Don’t FOMO, Just HODL Ethereum!

FOMO? Nope, not with Ethereum. HODL your ETH like it’s your secret weapon!
When the price drops, don’t run for the exits, just HODL tight! 📉
Ethereum's not about timing the market; it's about believing in the future. 🔮
HODLing ETH is like planting a tree—you’ll see the fruits later. 🌳🍎

HODLing Through the Dip Like a Hero

I’m HODLing through the drop.
If crypto’s a roller coaster, then I’m the guy screaming at the top while holding on to my portfolio.
But hey, at least I didn’t sell out like my sanity.

HODL or Get Squid-napped!

In Squid Game, you might get kidnapped by a giant squid. In crypto, you just get kidnapped by your own FOMO!

Hodl Like a Hamster 🐹

Why did the hamster start holding crypto? Because it wanted to run in circles... without ever leaving the wheel!

Hamster | The HODL Mentality 🐹🧠

Hamster: "I’m holding onto my coins forever!"
Trader: "Is that a good idea?"
Hamster: "I read on a meme that HODL means 'Hold On for Dear Life'!"
Trader: "Exactly. But sometimes it's more like 'Hold On for Debt Loss'."

Hamster | The HODL Slogan 🐹📣

Hamster: "I just found the best crypto slogan!"
Trader: "What is it?"
Hamster: "HODL and hope for the best!"
Trader: "Ah, the crypto mantra, simple yet powerful!"

Hamster | HODL Strategy 💪🐹

Hamster: "I’m holding forever! I’ll never sell!"
Trader: "That’s the spirit! You’re a true HODLer!"
Hamster: "Until I see a 100x, then I’m out!"
Trader: "You’re a HODLer until you get greedy."

Hamster | HODL Philosophy 🧘🐹

Hamster: "I’m holding on for dear life!"
Trader: "How long will you hold?"
Hamster: "As long as it takes!"
Trader: "Better get comfortable. It’s a 10-year journey."

HODL or Hamster Wheel? 🎡

Hamster: "Is holding the same as running in circles?"
Trader: "Only if you panic-sell halfway."

HODL or Respawn

Player 1: "Why are you still holding that altcoin from 2017?"
Player 2: "It's like my character in a game—just waiting for the perfect respawn moment!" 😅🎮

HODL Simulator 2025

HODLing in a bear market is the ultimate simulation game: you win if you don’t rage quit after a 90% drop. 🐻🎮

HODL Hero

Why did the crypto gamer refuse to sell their Bitcoin? They were waiting for the "final boss" pump! 🎮📈

HODL Tattoo

I got a HODL tattoo.

Now I’m committed… to both my portfolio and poor decisions. 🖋️🪙

HODL Forever

I planned to HODL until retirement.

Now I’m retired, but so is my coin. 🧓🪙

HODL Party

What’s a crypto trader’s favorite dance move?

The HODL shuffle—it looks like panic but it’s not. 💃📉

HODL or Hot Potato?

HODL sounds great until your portfolio feels like you're holding a hot potato.

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