My GPA may drop, but I’ll never drop my coins.
I wanted to buy coffee, but I HODL’d instead. Now I’m awake from hunger, not caffeine.
The God of Wealth refused to sell his crypto, saying, “I’m hodling until Olympus.” 🏛️
FOMO? Nope, not with Ethereum. HODL your ETH like it’s your secret weapon!
When the price drops, don’t run for the exits, just HODL tight! 📉
Ethereum's not about timing the market; it's about believing in the future. 🔮
HODLing ETH is like planting a tree—you’ll see the fruits later. 🌳🍎
I’m HODLing through the drop.
If crypto’s a roller coaster, then I’m the guy screaming at the top while holding on to my portfolio.
But hey, at least I didn’t sell out like my sanity.
In Squid Game, you might get kidnapped by a giant squid. In crypto, you just get kidnapped by your own FOMO!
Why did the hamster start holding crypto? Because it wanted to run in circles... without ever leaving the wheel!
Hamster: "I’m holding onto my coins forever!"
Trader: "Is that a good idea?"
Hamster: "I read on a meme that HODL means 'Hold On for Dear Life'!"
Trader: "Exactly. But sometimes it's more like 'Hold On for Debt Loss'."
Hamster: "I just found the best crypto slogan!"
Trader: "What is it?"
Hamster: "HODL and hope for the best!"
Trader: "Ah, the crypto mantra, simple yet powerful!"
Hamster: "I’m holding forever! I’ll never sell!"
Trader: "That’s the spirit! You’re a true HODLer!"
Hamster: "Until I see a 100x, then I’m out!"
Trader: "You’re a HODLer until you get greedy."
Hamster: "I’m holding on for dear life!"
Trader: "How long will you hold?"
Hamster: "As long as it takes!"
Trader: "Better get comfortable. It’s a 10-year journey."
Hamster: "Is holding the same as running in circles?"
Trader: "Only if you panic-sell halfway."
Player 1: "Why are you still holding that altcoin from 2017?"
Player 2: "It's like my character in a game—just waiting for the perfect respawn moment!" 😅🎮
HODLing in a bear market is the ultimate simulation game: you win if you don’t rage quit after a 90% drop. 🐻🎮
Why did the crypto gamer refuse to sell their Bitcoin? They were waiting for the "final boss" pump! 🎮📈
I got a HODL tattoo.
Now I’m committed… to both my portfolio and poor decisions. 🖋️🪙
I planned to HODL until retirement.
Now I’m retired, but so is my coin. 🧓🪙
What’s a crypto trader’s favorite dance move?
The HODL shuffle—it looks like panic but it’s not. 💃📉
HODL sounds great until your portfolio feels like you're holding a hot potato.