Spent all night watching Bitcoin charts instead of studying. Now I know the dip in my grades was inevitable.
The market's crashing, but your portfolio's laughing! 🤣 When crypto drops, just remember—buy the dip! It's not just a market trend, it’s an opportunity to bounce back. Just don’t forget to HODL through the drops, like a true crypto enthusiast. 🤑
Every dip is just an opportunity to build a solid portfolio. Think of it like building a house—laying a strong foundation at the drop. 🏠💎
Crypto was my hope, until the dip came and turned my dreams into dust.
Now my only hope is to survive this market.
I bought the dip last week.
Then it dipped again, and now I’m wondering if I’ll ever see a profit again.
Crypto’s so full of dips, it feels like I’m on a diet and my weight keeps dropping.
I should’ve just stuck to buying ice cream.
At least it doesn’t drop, it just melts.
I’m HODLing through the drop.
If crypto’s a roller coaster, then I’m the guy screaming at the top while holding on to my portfolio.
But hey, at least I didn’t sell out like my sanity.
I bought the dip yesterday.
Then it dipped again today.
I guess it’s just like my hopes and dreams—always going lower.
I told my friends I was buying the dip.
But deep down, I was really just buying more stress and a headache.
At least it’s cheaper than therapy!
Hamster: "The market dipped! Time to buy more!"
Trader: "You’ve been saying that for the last three dips."
Hamster: "Well, you never know when the next moon is coming!"
Trader: "The only thing that’s coming is another dip!"
Hamster: "Should we buy this dip?"
Trader: "Only if we want to catch the next one!"