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R-PLANET and poop: how to become a crypto hero

Boy: "I’ve gathered enough R-PLANET tokens, now I’ll cash out!"

Girl: "And how much did you cash out?"

Boy: "Well, a little. But it’s just the beginning!"

Girl: "The beginning of what? The poop you’re trying to turn into coins?" 💩💸

Heroism and diarrhea in Splinterlands

Boy: "I just won in Splinterlands! This is my path to wealth!"

Girl: "How much did you win?"

Boy: "30 coins!"

Girl: "You won 30 coins, and that’s like the poop I clean up every day." 💩💰

CryptoBlades: A platform for crypto heroes and heroes with diarrhea

Boy: "I just won in CryptoBlades, my character is a champion!"

Girl: "Your character is a winner, but you can't beat the diarrhea after eating all that pizza for crypto!" 🍕💩

Boy: "Well, at least I’m winning in the game!"

Girl: "You’re winning, but only in the virtual world. In real life, you’re just the winner of diarrhea!" 💩🏆

Sandbox Superhero 🦸‍♂️

What’s The Sandbox’s favorite superhero?

“Crypto-Man,” who can save anything with just one block! 🧱

Decentraland Superheroes

- "I’m a superhero in Decentraland!"

- "What’s your superpower?"

- "I can stake any token and get rewards instantly."

- "Impressive! What’s your weakness?"

- "The gas fees. They’re my kryptonite." 🦸‍♂️

Ethereum’s Crypto Superhero 🦸‍♂️

"Why is Ethereum considered a superhero?"
"Because it saves the day with decentralized solutions!"
"Does it have superpowers?"
"Definitely! It can scale any challenge and validate transactions in real-time!"
"Sounds like Ethereum’s got blockchain super strength!"
"Exactly! It’s the crypto caped crusader!" 🦸‍♂️

HODLing Through the Dip Like a Hero

I’m HODLing through the drop.
If crypto’s a roller coaster, then I’m the guy screaming at the top while holding on to my portfolio.
But hey, at least I didn’t sell out like my sanity.

HODL Hero

Why did the crypto gamer refuse to sell their Bitcoin? They were waiting for the "final boss" pump! 🎮📈

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