Boy: "My heroes are defeating everyone in CryptoBlades, and I kept cashing out tokens!"
Girl: "Yeah, you cashed out tokens, and now your heroes are defeating enemies in the bathroom!" 🚽💩
Boy: "But this is just the beginning, I believe in my success!"
Girl: "You believe in crypto success, not in your ability to defeat diarrhea!" 💩🏆
Boy: "I cashed out my tokens from CryptoBlades, now I can buy anything I want!"
Girl: "You can buy toilet paper because I know exactly where you’re heading." 🚽💩
Boy: "But the crypto is rising, I’ll be rich soon!"
Girl: "Soon you’ll be rich, but first you’ll be poor in the bathroom!" 💩💸
Boy: "I spent all my money on CryptoBlades, now I have this huge hero!"
Girl: "Your hero defeated the enemies, but couldn’t defeat your diet, which led to diarrhea!" 💩🍔
Boy: "But I’m sure my investment will pay off!"
Girl: "The tokens pay off, but not your stomach!" 🍕💩
Boy: "I just won a bunch of tokens in CryptoBlades, now we’re definitely rich!"
Girl: "You’re getting rich, but all I see is your path to the bathroom!" 🚽💩
Boy: "But the crypto is rising, I told you!"
Girl: "The crypto is rising, but your luck is going straight down the toilet!" 💩📉
Boy: "I won $1000 in the game, this is my chance!"
Girl: "You won $1000, but already spent $500 on diarrhea medicine!" 💩💊
Boy: "But I haven’t cashed out all my funds yet!"
Girl: "You won’t cash them out if you don’t get out of the bathroom in time!" 🚽💸
Boy: "I just sold my tokens and made a ton of crypto!"
Girl: "You made a ton of crypto... and also another ton on the way to the bathroom." 🚽💩
Boy: "But my heroes in CryptoBlades defeated all the enemies!"
Girl: "You won, but in the kitchen, all you have left are two burger-induced diarrheas!" 🍔💩
Boy: "I bought tokens, now I’m a CryptoBlades hero!"
Girl: "You’ll be a hero until you face the same heroic diarrhea after your crypto meals!" 💩🍕
Boy: "But I made huge profits!"
Girl: "Profits in the game, but zero in real life! You’ve become a winner only in virtual reality!" 🏆💩
Boy: "I put everything into CryptoBlades, now I have an entire army of heroes!"
Girl: "Didn’t you get it? Your army won’t beat the diarrhea you earned from that burger crypto lunch!" 🍔💩
Boy: "But the crypto will rise! I’ll be able to buy new equipment!"
Girl: "You’re winning in the game, but in real life, you’ve lost your Bitcoin and... control over your bowels!" 💩💔
Boy: "I just won in CryptoBlades, my character is a champion!"
Girl: "Your character is a winner, but you can't beat the diarrhea after eating all that pizza for crypto!" 🍕💩
Boy: "Well, at least I’m winning in the game!"
Girl: "You’re winning, but only in the virtual world. In real life, you’re just the winner of diarrhea!" 💩🏆