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Sprinterlands: Gold Foil Dreams, Bronze League Realities

I finally got a Gold Foil card… It’s still worth less than my coffee.

The Real StepN Marathon

Boyfriend: "I’m so excited! StepN says I can earn $10 a day if I walk enough!"

Girlfriend: "How far do you need to walk for that?"

Boyfriend: "About 15 kilometers a day."

Girlfriend: "So you're doing a marathon every week to pay off $1000 sneakers?"

Boyfriend: "Yeah, but it’s great exercise!"

Girlfriend: "You’re exercising your legs, but bankrupting your wallet." 🏃‍♂️💔

StepN | Running away from reality

Friend 1: "I just leveled up my StepN shoes! It cost me $200, but now I’ll earn more!"

Friend 2: "And how long will it take to recover that $200?"

Friend 1: "About a year, but hey, at least I’m exercising!"

Friend 2: "Exercising your patience, I see." 🏃‍♀️⏳

Diarrhea in real life: lessons from CryptoBlades

Boy: "I spent all my money on CryptoBlades, now I have this huge hero!"

Girl: "Your hero defeated the enemies, but couldn’t defeat your diet, which led to diarrhea!" 💩🍔

Boy: "But I’m sure my investment will pay off!"

Girl: "The tokens pay off, but not your stomach!" 🍕💩

CryptoBlades: The sad reality of victories

Boy: "I won $1000 in the game, this is my chance!"

Girl: "You won $1000, but already spent $500 on diarrhea medicine!" 💩💊

Boy: "But I haven’t cashed out all my funds yet!"

Girl: "You won’t cash them out if you don’t get out of the bathroom in time!" 🚽💸

Crypto-poop and Axie Infinity: the real experience

Boy: "Wow, I cashed out my profits from Axie Infinity! I’m going to live like a king!"

Girl: "You know how this works, right? It’s like diarrhea – you think everything’s fine, then... well, you see where your money is going."

Boy: "Is it really that bad?"

Girl: "Not that bad, but your Axies are more like poop you can’t hide." 💩👑

Crypto is really just diarrhea with bonuses

Boy: "I’ve accumulated tons of tokens, soon I’ll be a millionaire!"

Girl: "It’s like diarrhea with bonuses — you think everything’s under control, then you’re in trouble."

Boy: "But I’m sure about these tokens!"

Girl: "Be sure, but when the crash hits, even toilet paper won’t help!" 💩💸

Investing in crypto is like real-life diarrhea

Boy: "I invested in tokens, and I think this is a gold mine!"

Girl: "A gold mine, you say? It’s more like diarrhea: sometimes it feels good, but then it’s not what you expected!"

Boy: "You don’t get it, there’s going to be big growth!"

Girl: "Or there’s going to be a big... explosion on the toilet!" 💩🚽

Real life after play-to-earn game

Boy: "Look, I cashed out my earnings from the game, now we can relax!"

Girl: "You cashed out $30, but we still have bills to pay!"

Boy: "But this isn’t just money, it’s passive income!"

Girl: "So you want me to consider our apartment as passive income too?" 🏠💸

Losing touch with reality due to crypto

Boy: "I just sold the car to buy more Bitcoin!"

Girl: "Are you crazy? You sold the car?"

Boy: "But if Bitcoin rises 10 times, we’ll live like royalty!"

Girl: "Listen, maybe you should at least buy a metro ticket to get to work?" 🚇

Boy: "Well, I put everything into Bitcoin..." 📉

How I realized crypto is not a casino!

Investor 1: "Have you ever lost everything in crypto?"

Investor 2: "Yeah, but now I realize it’s not a casino. At least in a casino, they give you drinks!" 🍸

Investor 1: "Well, in crypto, there are other bonuses — usually stress and sleepless nights!" 😅

When you invest in crypto and realize it's not a lottery!

Investor 1: "Are you okay? Why so stressed?"

Investor 2: "I put everything into crypto, and now my card just says 'zero'!"

Investor 1: "Don’t worry, this is not a lottery — just a long road to winning!" 🎯

Investor 2: "I hope it’s not a road to bankruptcy!" 💸

Stability in the crypto world: Myth or reality?

Investor 1: "Did you hear the crypto market is stabilizing again?"

Investor 2: "Yeah, it’s like a rumor about stable Wi-Fi — sounds too good to be true!" 📶😜

Investor 1: "I agree! Stability is when you don’t check the price every minute!" ⏰💻

Decentraland’s Virtual Reality 🕶️

Why is Decentraland the best place for virtual reality?

Because you never need to “disconnect”! 🤖

Ethereum: It’s Like Magic, But Real!

Ethereum isn’t about illusion; it’s about making the impossible possible—with a little bit of cryptographic magic. ✨
Just like magic, you don’t always see the work behind the scenes, but you sure feel the results. 🔮
So if you want some real-world alchemy, look no further than Ethereum! 🧙‍♂️

How to Tell If a Drop Is Real

A real crypto drop is when you check your portfolio and your eyes start to water.
If you start crying, it’s definitely real.

The Drop is the Real-Life Crypto Drama

Crypto drop is like your favorite soap opera.
Every dip is a new twist, and you can’t stop watching—hoping for the recovery that never comes.
It’s "Game of Coins" without the happy endings.

Squid Game’s New Reality Show

The latest reality show is a Squid Game-themed dating show. The contestants must survive multiple challenges: ‘Red Light, Green Light,’ ‘Tug of War with DeFi Tokens,’ and finally, the most dangerous of all—‘Meeting Their In-Laws with a Failed Crypto Investment.’

The Real Crypto Hunger Games

In Squid Game, you risk your life for money. In Crypto, you risk your money for life.

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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:93
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:93
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:93
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:93
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:93
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      Backtrace
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:93
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:93
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:93
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:93
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:93
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:93
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      Backtrace
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:93
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:93
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:93
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:93
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
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      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/Util.php:41
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
      • vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Container/BoundMethod.php:36
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:288
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      • app/Http/Controllers/BlogController.php:293
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