Bought a card during the hype. Its value is now “priceless.” Literally.
Played for an hour. Earned 1 DEC. Retirement fund secured.
Entered a tournament. Lost immediately. Consider it a donation.
My strongest monster was taken out by a chicken. Never underestimate poultry.
Spent 10 minutes planning my lineup. Lost in 10 seconds.
Sold my card for profit. Two days later, it’s worth double. Genius!
Got 50 reward chests. Pulled 49 potions and 1 DEC. Jackpot!
My enemy missed four times in a row. I missed five. Justice!
I finally got a Gold Foil card… It’s still worth less than my coffee.
Spent all mana on a tank. The rest of the team is emotional support.
I invested everything in Chaos Legion packs. Now I’m eating Chaos Ramen.
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| 1 x Booting (6.37%) | 55.64ms |
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