Trading Jokes - Page 1

Bought a card during the hype. Its value is now “priceless.” Literally.

Splinterlands: "Should I sell my dragon NFT now?"
Gods Unchained: "Ask the oracle."
Splinterlands: "What did it say?"
Gods Unchained: "It said, ‘Sell high, buy low.’"
Star Atlas: "That’s just common sense!"
Gods Unchained: "No refunds for divine wisdom. 🙏💸"

A Gods Unchained player traded a card for 100 tokens. "This is a great deal!"

1 hour later: "I think I’ve just traded my house." 🏠

A Splinterlands player tried to trade cards. “Why is nobody trading with me?”

Friend: “Maybe because you only have 5 goblins?” 🧟

A Star Atlas trader bought a rare artifact. "It was an investment!"

10 minutes later: "Okay, maybe not.” 💎

• "What’s more dangerous: Squid Game or crypto trading?"
• "Definitely crypto trading! At least in Squid Game, you know when you’re going to lose!"
• "True, in crypto, you just have to wait for the rug-pull!" 🛑💔

Hamster: "I set my stop-loss. I’m safe now!"
Trader: "Do you know what a ‘whale trap’ is?"
Hamster: "What’s that?"
Trader: "It’s when the price drops below your stop-loss... just to spike up again."
Hamster: "I feel like that’s happened to me before."

Trader: "Remember, hamsters, never buy the top!"
Hamster: "What’s the top?"
Trader: "Where you always buy."