A Star Atlas player ran out of fuel in the middle of a journey. “Looks like I’ll be floating for a while…” 🚀
A Splinterlands player tried to trade cards. “Why is nobody trading with me?”
Friend: “Maybe because you only have 5 goblins?” 🧟
A Star Atlas player complained, “My tokens are losing value!” Developer: "Did you try turning your spaceship off and on again?” 🚀
A Splinterlands player ran out of energy again.
“Maybe I should just invest in solar power.” ☀️
A Star Atlas ship ran out of fuel mid-journey.
Pilot: “Anyone got spare tokens?” 🛑
A Splinterlands player ran out of energy. Their monster said, “Guess I’ll just nap now.” 😴
- "I quit my job to explore Decentraland full-time."
- "How’s it going?"
- "I’m still lost in the tutorial."
- "Ah, living the decentralized dream." 🌀
My metaverse landlord raised the rent again. Now I’m virtual couch-surfing in my friend’s digital castle. 🏰💻
I tried to buy a virtual yacht in the metaverse. Then I remembered I can’t even afford a kayak in real life. 🚤😅
I tried to send a token to my friend.
The gas fee was higher than the token itself. ⛽💸