Gods Unchained: "I just received a divine drop! A rare NFT."
Splinterlands: "I got a drop too! But it’s just a common card."
Gods Unchained: "It’s okay. Bless it with Ethereum, and it might turn into something better."
Star Atlas: "Is that a real thing?"
Gods Unchained: "Only if you're lucky... or if you make a sacrifice. 🙏💎"
Gods Unchained: "I just minted a new NFT! It’s divine!"
Splinterlands: "Is it rare?"
Gods Unchained: "It’s the rarest of them all: A 10% chance NFT!"
Star Atlas: "You call that divine?"
Gods Unchained: "Of course! I prayed for it. 🙏💎"
Splinterlands: "Should I sell my dragon NFT now?"
Gods Unchained: "Ask the oracle."
Splinterlands: "What did it say?"
Gods Unchained: "It said, ‘Sell high, buy low.’"
Star Atlas: "That’s just common sense!"
Gods Unchained: "No refunds for divine wisdom. 🙏💸"
Gods Unchained: "Our blockchain is upgrading to divine version 2.0!"
Splinterlands: "What’s new in 2.0?"
Gods Unchained: "Lower gas fees and a ‘miracle drop’ feature."
Star Atlas: "What’s the catch?"
Gods Unchained: "It only works if you sacrifice three NFTs. 🙏🔥"
Gods Unchained: "I declare a divine blockchain holiday: No gas fees for 24 hours!"
Star Atlas: "Finally, I can explore the galaxy without breaking my wallet. 🚀💸"
Splinterlands: "I’ll summon extra monsters for the celebrations!"
Gods Unchained: "Just kidding. The gas fees double during holidays. 😂"
Splinterlands & Star Atlas: [sigh]
A player prayed to the God of Speed. “Please make my card faster!”
The God replied: “Your card will arrive... eventually.” 🐌
The God of Strategy said, “I’ll give you the perfect plan!” The plan was: “Throw all your cards at once.” “I think I’ll try a different approach.” 🤔
The God of Fortune tried to help a player win. “I’ll bless your cards!”
5 seconds later: “Well, that blessing just turned them into chickens.” 🐔
The God of Magic tried to help a player win. “I’ll give you the best spell!” The spell turned out to be “Summon a banana.” 🍌