A player activated warp drive. Instead of teleporting, the ship went in circles. “Looks like we’re warping... around nothing.” 🚀
A Splinterlands player said, “I have the best strategy!”
5 seconds later: “Wait... why do I only have 1 card left?” 🃏
A Star Atlas player embarked on an important space mission. "This is the big one!"
5 minutes later: “I ran out of fuel and drifted into a black hole.” 🕳️
A Splinterlands player spent all their coins upgrading a card. “This is going to be so powerful!”
10 seconds later: “Wait... it still only has 2 attack?” 🤦♂️
A Gods Unchained player said, “I have the best strategy!” They played their first card: “It’s a potato…” 🥔
A Gods Unchained player summoned their epic card. It was a rabbit. “I wanted a dragon!” 🐉
The God of Fortune tried to help a player win. “I’ll bless your cards!”
5 seconds later: “Well, that blessing just turned them into chickens.” 🐔
A Star Atlas player tried mining an asteroid.
10 minutes later: “I’ve just mined 5,000 tons of space junk.” 🗑️
A player in Gods Unchained summoned their epic card. It got stuck. "Looks like it’s more ‘epic fail’ than ‘epic card’." 😅
A Splinterlands player tried to upgrade a card. “Success!” Then the card turned into a frog. “Well, that’s... unexpected.” 🐸
A player upgraded their God’s power, only for it to break the card.
“Guess the power was too much for it.” 💥
I tried crypto dating.
My match? A rug pull. 💔⛓️