Strategy Jokes - Page 1

A player said, “I’ll use only free cards!” Their deck was 90% goblins. “Why do goblins follow me everywhere?” 🧙‍♂️

A Splinterlands player said, “I have the best strategy!”

5 seconds later: “Wait... why do I only have 1 card left?” 🃏

The God of Strategy said, “I’ll give you the perfect plan!” The plan was: “Throw all your cards at once.” “I think I’ll try a different approach.” 🤔

A Splinterlands player tried to apply a complex strategy. “This will make me unbeatable!”

10 minutes later: “Did I just lose because I didn’t draw a single monster?” 🤷‍♀️

A Gods Unchained player said, “I have the best strategy!” They played their first card: “It’s a potato…” 🥔

A Splinterlands noob said, “I have the best strategy! Just throw all my cards at the opponent!”

2 seconds later: “I think I lost…” 😅

A Splinterlands player said, “I’m going for strategy this time!”

2 minutes later: “Whoops, just drew 5 cards of the same monster.” 🧟‍♂️

Why don’t Axies farm for food?

They prefer to “breed” their way to success! 🥚

"Why is Ethereum so good at handling finances?"
"Because it always looks for ways to optimize gas fees!"
"Is it a financial advisor?"
"Kind of! Ethereum knows how to save by reducing transaction costs!"
"Sounds like a crypto budgeting expert!"
"Exactly, it’s always staking a little extra!" 💸

"Why does Ethereum make such great investments?"
"Because it’s always looking for long-term scalability!"
"Is it risk-free?"
"Not exactly... but Ethereum’s got a pretty smart contract strategy!"
"Sounds like a crypto genius!"
"Exactly! It knows how to stake its claim!" 💰

"Why did Ethereum change its wallet strategy?"
"To keep its tokens safe!"
"Is it working?"
"Absolutely! Ethereum’s wallet is decentralized and ultra-secure!"
"Sounds like the safest bet!"
"Exactly! No one can hack it!" 💼

Every drop makes me question my strategy.
Should I just invest in socks? At least they don’t dip.

"What’s your secret for surviving Squid Game with crypto?"

"I just buy the dip, wait for the pump, and then cash out!" 📉➡️📈💰

• "What’s your strategy for winning Squid Game?"
• "I’m planning to just stake my tokens and watch the action from a distance!"
• "Isn't that cheating?"
• "In crypto? It’s called yield farming!" 🌾🐙

Hamster: "I’m holding forever! I’ll never sell!"
Trader: "That’s the spirit! You’re a true HODLer!"
Hamster: "Until I see a 100x, then I’m out!"
Trader: "You’re a HODLer until you get greedy."