Boy: "I cashed out my first profit from R-PLANET!"
Girl: "Congrats! You’re like a person who climbed out of a trash can!"
Boy: "Seriously, I’ll cash out more!"
Girl: "You’ll cash out one token at a time, but you’ll still be stuck in the poop pile." 💩🚀
Boy: "I spent so much on upgrading cards in Splinterlands, and now all the money’s like poop!"
Girl: "Do you seriously think this will lead to success?"
Boy: "Well, once I get rare cards, I can sell them for a lot of money!"
Girl: "For now, you’re like diarrhea: lots of spending and no results!" 💩💰
- "How’s your Decentraland real estate portfolio?"
- "Underwater."
- "So you bought virtual land… and now you're virtually drowning?"
- "Exactly. It’s very immersive." 🌊
Surviving in Squid Game is tough. Surviving in crypto? Tougher. Especially when your token just took a 90% dip!
"What’s your secret for surviving Squid Game with crypto?"
"I just buy the dip, wait for the pump, and then cash out!" 📉➡️📈💰
Hamster in a bear market: 'I’ll just hoard more seeds… that’s what I do in hard times.'
Surviving a bear market is like surviving a zombie game: trust no one, stockpile resources, and always watch your back. 🧟♂️🐻