Boy: "I’m almost rich, just need a few more R-PLANET tokens!"
Girl: "It’s like trying to make money off diarrhea — it all goes down the drain!"
Boy: "You don’t understand, this is cryptocurrency!"
Girl: "Yeah, like diarrhea on the blockchain — always lost in the transactions!" 💩💸
Boy: "I spent so much on upgrading cards in Splinterlands, and now all the money’s like poop!"
Girl: "Do you seriously think this will lead to success?"
Boy: "Well, once I get rare cards, I can sell them for a lot of money!"
Girl: "For now, you’re like diarrhea: lots of spending and no results!" 💩💰
Boy: "I just spent all my money buying cards in Splinterlands, and now I don’t even have money for toilet paper!"
Girl: "Do you really think you’ll earn more from this game than you spent?"
Boy: "Yes, if I get rare cards, I can sell them and make a ton of coins!"
Girl: "Well, I hope you can use the coins as toilet paper at least." 🧻💩
Gods Unchained: "We challenge Splinterlands to a battle royale!"
Splinterlands: "Bring it on! What about Star Atlas?"
Star Atlas: "I’ll spectate from orbit. Too many gas fees on Earth. 🚀🌍"
Splinterlands: "Typical Star Atlas, always in the sky."
Gods Unchained: "Let’s pray they stay there."
A: "Why did Splinterlands challenge Gods Unchained to a poker game?"
B: "To prove that blockchain cards can bluff too!"
A: "What about Star Atlas?"
B: "They were too busy calculating stardust probabilities. 🌟📈"
A: "That’s what happens when you go cosmic!"
B: "Or cosmic and broke. 🚀💸"
A Splinterlands player entered the arena. “Prepare to face my dragons!”
Their opponent summoned... a cat. The cat won. 🐉😺
A Splinterlands player said, “I’ve won 10 battles in a row!”
10 minutes later: “I think I need to take a nap for the next 5 days.” 🛏️
A Splinterlands player was nervous before a battle.
“What if my cards get cold feet?” ❄️
Why was the Axie bad at playing chess?
It kept trying to “breed” its pieces! ♟️
- "I joined the Axie Battle Arena!"
- "What was your strategy?"
- "I used my best NFT fighter and a tokenized shield."
- "Did you win?"
- "I came first, with a blockchain combo!" 🥇
Crypto trading feels like a battle royale—only one token survives, and it’s never yours. 😂💥
Fighting FUD is like fighting a game boss: it respawns every time there’s a market dip. 🐉📉