Boyfriend: "Look, I bought StepN sneakers for $600! Now I’ll get paid just for walking!"
Girlfriend: "Wow, $600? How much have you made so far?"
Boyfriend: "About $15, but I’ve only walked 50 kilometers."
Girlfriend: "So, by the time you break even, your shoes will be worn out?"
Boyfriend: "No, no, they’re NFTs! They don’t wear out!"
Girlfriend: "Well, my patience does." 👟💸
Boy: "I just sold a few Axies! Look how rich I am!"
Girl: "Careful, you’re like diarrhea: it starts smooth, but ends up in an unpleasant situation."
Boy: "It’ll be fine, it’s just a temporary dip!"
Girl: "Dip? It’s like poop: it comes unexpectedly, and leaves with a smell." 💩🚀
A player was attacked by space pirates. “Surrender your ship!”
Pirates: “And... share your Netflix password!” 🏴☠️
A Star Atlas trader bought a rare artifact. "It was an investment!"
10 minutes later: "Okay, maybe not.” 💎
In the metaverse, I tried to call a taxi, but they only accepted Dogecoin. The driver said, “Much wow, very cheap!” 🚕🐕
I bought a token called “TrustMeCoin.”
Guess what? I shouldn’t have trusted it. 🤦♂️💸
I launched a meme token.
Turns out, the joke was on me. 😂💸
I bought a token called “Guaranteed Gains.”
Now it’s called “Permanent Losses.”