At least I’m not launching Doge to the moon!
Bought a card during the hype. Its value is now “priceless.” Literally.
Sold my card for profit. Two days later, it’s worth double. Genius!
Friend 1: "I’ve been walking every day for StepN! My fitness level is amazing!"
Friend 2: "And your earnings?"
Friend 1: "Let’s just say my sweat is worth more than my profits." 😅💔
A: "Why didn’t Star Atlas join the Gods Unchained tournament?"
B: "Their fleet was stuck in blockchain traffic. Too many pending transactions! ⛓️🚦"
A: "Splinterlands must’ve sped right through."
B: "Of course! They use monster-sized gas optimizations! 🐉💨"
Why is the internet in Decentraland so fast?
Because everything runs on “blockchain technology”! ⛓️
"Why does Ethereum always go for a heavy workout?"
"Because it’s always proof-of-staking its energy!"
"Does it build muscle?"
"Absolutely! Every time Ethereum gets stronger, it just scales more!"
"Must be a great workout program!"
"Yeah, but I think it should start with a lighter gas fee!" 🏋️
Loot drop rates in games feel more generous than staking rewards sometimes. 😂🎁