Friend 1: "I’ve been walking every day for StepN! My fitness level is amazing!"
Friend 2: "And your earnings?"
Friend 1: "Let’s just say my sweat is worth more than my profits." 😅💔
Why did the fitness tracker in Decentraland stop working?
Because it couldn’t keep up with all the “blockchain steps”! 🦶
What happens during a workout in Decentraland?
The only thing that burns is “blockchain gas”! 🔥
"Ethereum, how’s your workout today?"
"I did 100 smart contract push-ups and ran a scalability marathon!"
"How many steps?"
"Over a million, but it’s nothing without low gas fees!" 🏃
"Why does Ethereum own a fitness center?"
"Because it’s all about scaling those gains!"
"Is it a popular gym?"
"Absolutely! Ethereum’s smart contracts help you reach your full potential!"
"So, Ethereum’s the blockchain personal trainer?"
"Exactly! It’s always pushing you to the next level!" 🏋️♂️
A new fitness tracker, "SquidFit," helps users get in shape by tracking their heart rate during extreme activities. The app sends notifications like: “Warning: You just hit 100 BPM due to a sudden rug-pull in your portfolio.”
My crypto tracker now tracks my stress levels.
I think it’s broken—it never stops ringing. 🧘♂️📈
My fitness tracker now monitors my crypto portfolio.
Every time I check, my heart rate skyrockets. 💓📉