Heavy lifting… of electricity bills.
Jumping to conclusions and running from losses. 🏃💸
Why is the workout in Decentraland so intense?
Because everyone’s trying to “run” the blockchain! ⛓️
Why did Axie start working out?
To “mint” a healthier version of itself! 💪
What happens during a workout in The Sandbox?
Everything “loads” faster, but no one’s sweating! 😅
"Ethereum, do you even lift?"
"Of course! Every block I process is a power move!"
"How do you train?"
"I alternate between Proof-of-Work squats and Proof-of-Stake stretches."
"Do you ever rest?"
"Only in a sidechain sauna to recover my gas fees!" 🏋️♀️
"Why does Ethereum follow a strict workout plan?"
"Because it’s working on its scalability muscles!"
"Does it use weights?"
"Not weights, but transactions are definitely part of the routine!"
"Sounds like a crypto gym!"
"Exactly! Ethereum’s always validating its reps!" 🏋️♂️
"Why did Ethereum go to the gym?"
"To get stronger for Proof-of-Stake!"
"Does it lift weights?"
"Not weights, just transactions!"
"Sounds like a tough workout!"
"Yeah, but Ethereum’s used to scaling new heights!" 🏋️
"Why does Ethereum always go for a heavy workout?"
"Because it’s always proof-of-staking its energy!"
"Does it build muscle?"
"Absolutely! Every time Ethereum gets stronger, it just scales more!"
"Must be a great workout program!"
"Yeah, but I think it should start with a lighter gas fee!" 🏋️
I’m training to sell my NFT art.
But my muscles are only growing in the metaverse. 💪🖼️