Nope, just growing Ethereum! 💻
Boy: "I sold my land in Upland, now I’m a millionaire!"
Girl: "Only if you hold back your urges, or diarrhea might bankrupt you!"
Boy: "You don’t get it, I earned!"
Girl: "You earned, but your stomach took everything you had!" 💩💵
Boy: "I’m playing Upland and cashing out money!"
Girl: "Are you sure your stomach will handle that kind of load?"
Boy: "What, you don’t believe in my abilities?"
Girl: "Last time, you didn’t cash out money, you cashed out... well, anything!" 💩🎮
Boy: "I bought land in Upland, now I have property in one of the most prestigious areas!"
Girl: "That’s cool, but are you sure your digestive system will survive this deal?"
Boy: "Of course, now I have money, I can handle everything!"
Girl: "I’m not sure you’ll be able to control your finances if diarrhea ruins everything!" 💩💰
Boy: "A new block has opened in Upland with amazing views!"
Girl: "Is there a new toilet nearby? You won’t be able to enjoy the views for long!"
Boy: "That’s a bit too much!"
Girl: "Don’t worry, soon you’ll be looking at toilet paper instead." 💩🚽
Boy: "I bought a whole block in Upland, now I’ll sit back and enjoy!"
Girl: "You won’t be able to sit still — your stomach is already searching for a toilet!"
Boy: "But I thought the money in Upland would calm me down!"
Girl: "Money won’t save you from diarrhea, trust me!" 💩💸
Boy: "I invested in Upland and now I can cash out money!"
Girl: "Don’t you think you’re risking more than if you went on vacation with diarrhea?"
Boy: "I hope it’ll pay off!"
Girl: "I hope you’re not the first one to exit the game while sitting on the toilet." 💩🎲
Boy: "I bought tons of land in Upland, now I’ll be rich!"
Girl: "Are you sure you’re rich? To me, your land looks more like poop than assets!"
Boy: "You don’t get it, these are virtual assets!"
Girl: "So you’re not afraid they’ll bring you the same problems as diarrhea?" 💩💻
Boy: "I cashed out money from Upland, now I’m rich!"
Girl: "I don’t think you’re that rich, since you couldn’t even cash out your stomach on time!"
Boy: "But actually, I can sell my land and become a millionaire!"
Girl: "You’d be rich if you could cash anything out of your stomach!" 💩💵
Boy: "I’m making money by selling property in Upland!"
Girl: "Aren’t you afraid this is like empty land… just like your stomach after morning coffee?"
Boy: "But here are real money!"
Girl: "That’s what you said. And just like your assets in Upland, the money doesn’t stick around long." 💩💵
Boy: "I bought my first piece of land in Upland, now I’ll start making money!"
Girl: "And I bought diarrhea medicine, and that’s clearly more useful!"
Boy: "But you don’t get it, you can earn a lot in Upland!"
Girl: "You’d better learn to control your body, because no amount of money will help with that diarrhea!" 💩💊
Boy: "I sold my land in Upland for $50!"
Girl: "You sold land in a game, but your diarrhea is still unsold!"
Boy: "But this is a real asset, I cashed it out!"
Girl: "Yeah, and your money is like poop — useless!" 💩💰
Boy: "I bought so much property in Upland, I can sell everything and become a billionaire!"
Girl: "You definitely don’t need to invest more in Upland, you should go to the toilet — that could also bring profit!"
Boy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because just like in Upland, you can't avoid diarrhea!" 💩🚽
Boy: "I'm in Upland, and here are my super assets!"
Girl: "You could’ve cleaned the apartment in the meantime… at least from the poop!"
Boy: "But in Upland, I can sell cities for money!"
Girl: "You’d better try to sell your lack of common sense, because it’s like diarrhea!" 💩💡
Boy: "I invested all my money in Upland, hoping to get rich!"
Girl: "Are you sure this is the best plan? Maybe you should treat your diarrhea instead?"
Boy: "But in Upland, you can win huge money!"
Girl: "You know that with Upland money, you can't even treat diarrhea!" 💩💸
Boy: "I have so many tokens in R-PLANET, I’ll cash them all out soon!"
Girl: "You’ll only cash out poop, not money, believe me!"
Boy: "But the tokens are growing!"
Girl: "Tokens grow like diarrhea in your stomach — unstoppable!" 💩💥
Boy: "I cashed out my first profit from R-PLANET!"
Girl: "Congrats! You’re like a person who climbed out of a trash can!"
Boy: "Seriously, I’ll cash out more!"
Girl: "You’ll cash out one token at a time, but you’ll still be stuck in the poop pile." 💩🚀
Boy: "You won’t believe it, but I’m almost back on my feet with this R-PLANET!"
Girl: "Yeah, like always, diarrhea became your only currency!"
Boy: "But these are tokens, not just… well, you get it."
Girl: "Uh-huh, how tokens turned into your leaks! But this still won’t bring you profits!" 💩💸
Boy: "I’ve spent so much time on R-PLANET, soon I’ll cash out and become a millionaire!"
Girl: "You’ll be a millionaire like I am — after toxic diarrhea!"
Boy: "You don’t understand, it’s all fine, I’m going to cash out!"
Girl: "You’ll cash out, but going into the red again is like diarrhea you can’t stop." 💩🚀
Boy: "My tokens from R-PLANET will grow soon, I’ll be rich!"
Girl: "You talk like diarrhea is supposed to turn into gold!"
Boy: "But I believe in it!"
Girl: "You believe you can take diarrhea from the toilet and exchange it for money?" 💩💰
Boy: "I’m almost rich, just need a few more R-PLANET tokens!"
Girl: "It’s like trying to make money off diarrhea — it all goes down the drain!"
Boy: "You don’t understand, this is cryptocurrency!"
Girl: "Yeah, like diarrhea on the blockchain — always lost in the transactions!" 💩💸
Boy: "All these tokens in R-PLANET will bring me wealth soon!"
Girl: "Are you sure? You said the same thing when you started collecting poop for fertilizer!"
Boy: "But now it’s cryptocurrency!"
Girl: "When cryptocurrency turns into poop, that’s when you’ll definitely get rich!" 💩💎
Boy: "I’ve gathered enough R-PLANET tokens, now I’ll cash out!"
Girl: "And how much did you cash out?"
Boy: "Well, a little. But it’s just the beginning!"
Girl: "The beginning of what? The poop you’re trying to turn into coins?" 💩💸
Boy: "R-PLANET is the future! It’s a play-to-earn game!"
Girl: "You say it’s the future, but it all looks like crypto diarrhea!"
Boy: "No, everything will be great, I’m just waiting for the tokens to rise!"
Girl: "You seem to be waiting for diarrhea to turn into gold." 💩💰
Boy: "I’ve spent so much time mining in R-PLANET, I’m almost ready to cash out!"
Girl: "And how much did you cash out?"
Boy: "Well… 5 coins. But I’m sure it’ll be great soon!"
Girl: "You know, this reminds me of trying to flush diarrhea in the toilet… it’s never going to happen!" 💩
Boy: "I just invested everything into R-PLANET, hoping it will bring me a ton of profits!"
Girl: "Are you sure that’s a good idea? It’s like investing in diarrhea!"
Boy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because in the end, you always hope the situation will improve, but it just stays in the mess!" 💩🚀
Boy: "If I invest more in Ethereum, we’ll be rich!"
Girl: "Are you serious? Don’t you think we should first figure out how to pay the rent?"
Boy: "It’s nothing, everything will be fine once Ethereum takes off!"
Girl: "Then I’ll take a ticket to the real world, where there’s money for rent." 🚂💸
Investor 1: "Ethereum 2.0 is something incredible!"
Investor 2: "Yeah, just don’t forget that the updates come slowly… like a delayed internet bill payment!" 📶⌛
Investor 1: "Well, at least when it starts working, it’ll be like launching a rocket!" 🚀
- "I started a workout routine inspired by Axie Infinity!"
- "What’s the routine?"
- "I call it 'Breed, Battle, Repeat.'"
- "Does it work?"
- "I’ve gained 5 Axies, but lost all my free time." 🐾
"Why is Ethereum thinking about retirement?"
"Because it’s already planning for a proof-of-stake pension!"
"Is it saving up?"
"Of course! Ethereum knows that even blockchain needs a break sometimes!"
"So, it’s already staking its future?"
"Exactly! Ethereum’s all about secure and steady returns!" 👴