They always follow the proof! 📜
Crypto Twitter says “When Lambo?” I’m asking, “When lunch?”
Their rigs are the real MVPs of heating! 🔥
Because they know the rig always has power in the relationship. ⚡
Their rigs work 24/7 while they stay home. 🏠
Bought a card during the hype. Its value is now “priceless.” Literally.
My enemy missed four times in a row. I missed five. Justice!
Girlfriend: "You stare at your StepN sneakers more than you look at me!"
Boyfriend: "They’re my biggest investment!"
Girlfriend: "Your biggest investment is right here!"
(points to her chest)
Boyfriend: "But those don’t earn passive income…"
Girlfriend: "Neither will I from now on. Goodbye." 👟💔
Boy: "I bought a whole block in Upland, now I’ll sit back and enjoy!"
Girl: "You won’t be able to sit still — your stomach is already searching for a toilet!"
Boy: "But I thought the money in Upland would calm me down!"
Girl: "Money won’t save you from diarrhea, trust me!" 💩💸
Boy: "I'm in Upland, and here are my super assets!"
Girl: "You could’ve cleaned the apartment in the meantime… at least from the poop!"
Boy: "But in Upland, I can sell cities for money!"
Girl: "You’d better try to sell your lack of common sense, because it’s like diarrhea!" 💩💡
Boy: "If I invest more in Ethereum, we’ll be rich!"
Girl: "Are you serious? Don’t you think we should first figure out how to pay the rent?"
Boy: "It’s nothing, everything will be fine once Ethereum takes off!"
Girl: "Then I’ll take a ticket to the real world, where there’s money for rent." 🚂💸
Because it always "blocks" the moves!
Because good luck hiding when your wallet is always on the blockchain! 🔒📲
If Ethereum were a movie, it would never have a dull moment! 🎥
From exciting dApps to thrilling new updates, there’s always something happening. 🌟
It’s the blockchain that keeps you on the edge of your seat, waiting for the next big twist. 🔄
If you think Ethereum is going to give up, think again. This blockchain keeps going—and going—like the Energizer Bunny! 🐰🔋
It’s resilient, it’s powerful, and it’s always ready for the next challenge. 💥
Ethereum is the crypto that will never quit—because it’s built for the long blockchain run! 🏁
Ethereum doesn’t sleep—it's decentralized, and so are your opportunities! ⏰
While you’re snoozing, Ethereum’s processing a million transactions! 💻
So, next time someone says, “Ethereum is too slow,” just remind them that even when it’s sleeping, it’s busy mining away! 😴⛏️
Wake up, the future is already built! 🔥💎
Who knew the real drop in crypto would be my wisdom? 😎 The moment you realize your advice is worth more than the coins!
When the market drops, it’s trending everywhere—except this time, the hype isn't for a new album, it’s for your portfolio's potential! 🔥🎶
I bought the dip last week.
Then it dipped again, and now I’m wondering if I’ll ever see a profit again.
After this drop, I questioned my life choices.
Is crypto really my path, or should I just stick to collecting stamps?
At least stamps don’t dip.
In Squid Game, you die in a game. In crypto, you die in a meme coin pump-and-dump!
Hamster: "I’m feeling sick. Is it the flu?"
Trader: "No, it’s altcoin fever. Happens to every new trader."
I planned to HODL until retirement.
Now I’m retired, but so is my coin. 🧓🪙