A compressed trip with zero baggage fees! 🧳✈️
They compress everything into a neat little package!
Their rigs work 24/7 while they stay home. 🏠
A Star Atlas player booked a “space vacation.” Destination: asteroid belt. “Looks like we’re in debt now.” 💸
Where do gods from Gods Unchained go on vacation? To “Mount Chillympus.” 🏔️
Why did everyone go on vacation in The Sandbox?
Because there are “no limits” to what you can build! 🌍
Where does Axie want to vacation?
A place where “staking” is optional! 🏖️
I went on vacation in The Sandbox…
But ended up building sandcastles all day! 🏰
My Axie went on vacation, but it couldn’t leave…
It was stuck in a “smart contract”! 🧳
I tried to take a vacation in Decentraland…
But the only thing I found was a "dead end" in the virtual beach! 🏖️
- "I’m taking my Axie on vacation!"
- "Where are you going?"
- "A tropical island in Decentraland."
- "Will you both relax?"
- "We’re both staking our tokens, so no rest." 🌴
"Ethereum, where are you going for vacation?"
"I’m going to the Decentralized Islands—no centralized control, just me and my nodes!"
"Sounds perfect!"
"As long as there’s no congestion!" 🏖️
"Ethereum, where are you going on vacation?"
"I’m taking a trip to the Layer-2 islands!"
"That sounds nice, what’s there?"
"Plenty of scalability, lower gas fees, and no congestion!"
"Sounds like paradise!"
"Exactly, it’s a vacation from the mainnet stress!" 🏖️
"Why does Ethereum go on an annual vacation?"
"To take a break from mining and just stake out for a while!"
"Does it go anywhere fancy?"
"Not really, Ethereum prefers to stake by the beach!"
"Sounds like a relaxing holiday!"
"Definitely, no gas fees on vacation!" 🌴
"Why does Ethereum always take vacations?"
"Because it needs to recharge its gas for the next round of transactions!"
"Is it relaxing?"
"Not really, it’s just staking a few hours off!"
"Sounds like it needs a better work-life balance!"
"Ethereum’s goal is to balance it all!" ⚖️
"Why did Ethereum go on a family vacation?"
"To take a break from gas fees!"
"Did it have fun?"
"Yeah! It visited the Proof-of-Stake mountains and relaxed in the Validator Valley!"
"Sounds peaceful!"
"Definitely! But Ethereum still plans to scale the vacation next year!" 🏖️
I booked a crypto cruise.
The only thing sinking was my portfolio. 🚢📉
I booked a vacation with Bitcoin.
Now I’m only visiting my couch. 🛋️🪙