Boy: "I bought a whole block in Upland, now I’ll sit back and enjoy!"
Girl: "You won’t be able to sit still — your stomach is already searching for a toilet!"
Boy: "But I thought the money in Upland would calm me down!"
Girl: "Money won’t save you from diarrhea, trust me!" 💩💸
"Doctor, I feel fragmented!"
"Ethereum, you’re not alone. Many blockchains feel this way."
"Any advice?"
"Layer-2 therapy—it’ll help you scale your feelings." 🛋️
"Ethereum, what’s your workout today?"
"Smart contract squats and gas fee burpees."
"Are you building strength?"
"More like scalability!" 🏋️♂️
"Ethereum, what’s your idea of a perfect date?"
"Low gas fees, fast transactions, and mutual trust in smart contracts!"
"Sounds ideal!"
"Too bad scalability issues ruin everything." 💔
"Dentist, I think I have a block cavity!"
"Ethereum, let me see… Oh, it’s congestion in your wisdom chain!"
"Can you fix it?"
"I’ll have to scale it out—don’t worry, the gas fee is included."
"That’s a relief… kind of." 😬
Crypto's like a magic trick—what goes down can always go up again! 🎩💰 Just wait for the bounce and you'll be the one laughing all the way to the moon! 🌕
In Squid Game, you’re eliminated when you move on red. In crypto, you’re eliminated when your portfolio turns red!
Our DAO decided to invest in a fishing NFT project. After 10 votes, we finally caught… nothing. 🎣😂