Girl: "What did you do with our money?"
Boy: "I put everything into Bitcoin, it’s growing again!"
Girl: "Yeah, growing... but not as fast as our debt is!"
Boy: "You know, crypto is the future!"
Girl: "Listen, the future is when we have at least money for food!" 🍞💔
Boy: "Look at Bitcoin’s rise, we’re on the verge of becoming millionaires!"
Girl: "We’re on the verge of something else — bankruptcy!"
Boy: "But if Bitcoin hits $100,000, everything will be fine!"
Girl: "Just like your attempts to convince me to invest in crypto instead of gold!" 📉💔
Bitcoin finally hit a new record, and all the crypto investors happily started celebrating. But after a week, its price dropped. One investor says:
"Well, if I knew I’d be moving my funds into a stable currency that fast, I would’ve at least bought a stable reserve!" 😂
But a few days later, he’s investing in Bitcoin again, saying, "The market will return, and we’ll be back on top!" 🐎💸
Star Atlas: "Gas prices have gone cosmic! I can’t launch my ships!"
Splinterlands: "Guess we’re stuck on Earth."
Gods Unchained: "Not stuck—just grounded by divine intervention."
Star Atlas: "Divine intervention costs too much."
Gods Unchained: "Everything divine does."
Gods Unchained: "I declare a divine blockchain holiday: No gas fees for 24 hours!"
Star Atlas: "Finally, I can explore the galaxy without breaking my wallet. 🚀💸"
Splinterlands: "I’ll summon extra monsters for the celebrations!"
Gods Unchained: "Just kidding. The gas fees double during holidays. 😂"
Splinterlands & Star Atlas: [sigh]
A Star Atlas player checked the fuel price for their ship.
“This costs more than the ship itself!” 🤯
We all love the idea of a green world, but Ethereum’s gas fees might make you reconsider that! 🌱💸
But hey, when you’re helping build a sustainable decentralized world, a little gas fee is worth it, right? ⛽🌍
It’s like paying for your green energy... with a sprinkle of crypto magic! ✨
Gas fees may seem high, but hey, freedom comes at a price! 🗽💸
Ethereum gives you the power to transact without a middleman—and that’s worth a little gas in your wallet.
Freedom has never been so expensive... or so worth it! 😎
In Squid Game, you’re eliminated when you move on red. In crypto, you’re eliminated when your portfolio turns red!
Why did the gamer stop trading Ethereum? Gas fees made them rage quit! 💸😡