They’re either staring at charts or fixing rigs at 3 a.m. 🔧
Boy: "Everything’s lining up, the charts and the news, I’m going to make money soon!"
Girl: "Lining up? You’ve already gone through crypto diarrhea and don’t even realize it!"
Boy: "It’s not diarrhea, it’s just a temporary correction!"
Girl: "Your correction will soon be on the toilet, enjoy your meal!" 💩🚽
Boy: "I won in a play-to-earn game! We can get back everything we lost!"
Girl: "You won 100 tokens, but the debt is still a thousand."
Boy: "But look, our balance is growing!"
Girl: "It seems you forgot that tokens won’t buy us food!" 🍔📉
Investor 1: "Did you hear Bitcoin went up again?"
Investor 2: "Yeah, it’s like a multilayered cake — you never know what the next layer will be!" 🎂🎢
Investor 1: "Exactly, just better stay away from the bottom layer!" 😅
They go into "sleep" mode!
It goes to zero and hopes someone will buy it!
A Splinterlands player upgraded their monster to the max. “Now, no one can defeat me!”
10 seconds later: “Why is it just sitting there doing nothing?” 🤷♂️
A new God was so overpowered in Gods Unchained that the developers called it “Pay-to-Pray.” 🙏
Why don’t Star Atlas spaceships use credit cards? They’re already in too much “space debt.” 🛸
"Ethereum, how does it feel to be on the red carpet?"
"It’s amazing! All these blocks are just rolling out for me!"
"And what about your dress?"
"Oh, it’s an exclusive Proof-of-Stake gown—sustainable, low-energy, and elegant!"
"Do you have a date?"
"Yes, I’m going with my Layer-2 partner. We make a perfect pair!" 💃
I thought I could predict crypto, but after this drop, I’m considering starting a career in fortune telling.
At least they have a crystal ball.
In Squid Game, you freeze at the red light. In crypto, you freeze when you see the gas fees after making a trade!
In Squid Game, it’s red light, green light. In crypto, it’s red market, green market—except no one knows when it’s safe to move!
In Squid Game, you’re eliminated when you move on red. In crypto, you’re eliminated when your portfolio turns red!
You thought you were safe holding tokens... But now, every time you check the price, you freeze like you’ve just seen a red light!
I bought a crypto-powered blender.
It makes smoothies… but only after a 30-minute transaction confirmation. 🍓🔄