So it feels like a nightclub while mining coins! 🎶
So it can mine in style! 😎
A: "Why didn’t Gods Unchained believe Star Atlas’s roadmap?"
B: "Too many wormholes, not enough NFTs! 🤯🌀"
A: "Splinterlands must’ve laughed at that."
B: "Oh, they just deployed a ‘Summon Meme’ spell and moved on. 🎨✨"
A player in Gods Unchained said, “I cast lightning so fast, even Zeus was impressed!”
Zeus: “Did you forget to pay for the electricity?” ⚡
"Why did Ethereum break up with Bitcoin Lightning?"
"Because Lightning was too fast for Ethereum to keep up!"
"Was it the gas fees?"
"Exactly! Ethereum couldn’t handle the speed... it needed more time to scale!"
"Sounds like a charged relationship!"
"Yeah, but Ethereum still sparked something!" ⚡
In Squid Game, you freeze at the red light. In crypto, you freeze when you see the gas fees after making a trade!
In Squid Game, it’s red light, green light. In crypto, it’s red market, green market—except no one knows when it’s safe to move!
You thought you were safe holding tokens... But now, every time you check the price, you freeze like you’ve just seen a red light!
My metaverse roommate keeps saying, “The rent was always 1 ETH!” But I know it was 0.1 last month. 🏠😤