It never leaves me alone... or lets me sleep! 😴
It’s probably mining the sound of money! 💸
It’s always on—and draining my battery. 🔋
So I can watch it work while I relax. 🧘♂️
Now he thinks he’s the real miner in the house! 🏡
Guess it’s working too hard for my crypto dreams! 💭
But then I remembered, my wallet already upgraded to empty. 💸
To make sure it gets all the attention! 😎
It works hard, and I pay the electricity bill. ⚡
It had too many emotional crashes lately. 😭
Now I’m mining twice as many problems! 😅
So it feels like a nightclub while mining coins! 🎶
Now I’m mining alone… and in silence. 🤫
It responded, “Not without more GPUs, buddy!” 🖥️
It cries when it’s too hot and costs a fortune to keep happy. 💵
I told her, “It’s not friendship—it’s profit!” 💹
I told her, “No, but it’s mining for the moon!” 🌕
But instead, it powers my dreams of crypto riches. 💰
Too bad the only band playing is “Whirring Fans.” 🎶
She said, “Does it also need a lawyer for our divorce?” 😡
Guess who’s now mining in peace? 😎
Now my dreams are filled with Bitcoin charts. 📈
Now he wants a share of the profits! 💼
She thinks it’s a deluxe heated bed! 🛏️🔥
I thought it might mine cooler coins! 🧊
Because they know the rig always has power in the relationship. ⚡
Every morning, the fans scream, “Wake up and pay the bills!” 💸
Because it’s always breathing fire—and burning my wallet! 🔥
I told her, “Don’t be silly; the rig pays the bills!” 💳
Guess she’s the new proof-of-stake! 🐾