Turning “too much data” into “no problem at all!” 💾✨
But instead, it powers my dreams of crypto riches. 💰
It said, “Your house is competing with the local factory!” 🏭
Turns out, mining isn’t free! ⚡
It’s called a blackout.
The God of Strength challenged the player. “I’ll crush you!”
Player: “My card is a frog.” Frog: “I’ve got this.” 🐸
A Splinterlands player tried to power-up their weakest card. “Now I’ve got the ultimate monster!”
5 seconds later: “It’s still just a goblin.” 🧟♀️
A Splinterlands player upgraded their monster to the max. “Now, no one can defeat me!”
10 seconds later: “Why is it just sitting there doing nothing?” 🤷♂️
A Splinterlands player used a power-up on a weak monster. "Now, this will be epic!"
10 seconds later: "Uh, that was a disaster.” 💥
The God of War said, “Prepare for battle!”
The God of Peace replied, “Can we just talk this out?” 🕊️
The God of Fire used his power to win a battle. “I’ll take a coffee now, it’s been a long day of burning stuff.” 🔥
A Splinterlands player tried a new tactic: “I’ll just stack all my power-ups on one card.”
2 seconds later: “I’ve just summoned a disaster.” 😱
A new God was so overpowered in Gods Unchained that the developers called it “Pay-to-Pray.” 🙏
A crypto investor went to a fortune teller and asked, "What’s my future?" The fortune teller said, "You will make a lot of money in crypto." The investor got excited until she added, "But you'll also lose it all… and then make it back… and lose it again."
I bought a crypto-powered blender.
It makes smoothies… but only after a 30-minute transaction confirmation. 🍓🔄