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From Bull Market to Broke Student

Entered crypto for freedom. Now I’m free from money.

The Blockchain Broke My Budget

Budgeting for a student: Rent, food, crypto. Oops, no food.

My rig broke, so I built a new one. 🛠️

Now I’m mining twice as many problems! 😅

My rig broke, so I used it as a heater. 🔥

Turns out, it’s more efficient now! 😂

Why did the Bitcoin investor go broke?

Because they lost their keys. 🔑💸

Why did the Bitcoin investor go broke?

Because they lost their keys. 🔑💸

Why did the cryptocurrency go broke?

Потому что у неё не было центов!

The Block That Broke the Blockchain

A: "Why is Star Atlas blaming Splinterlands for the blockchain crash?"
B: "Their monsters were too heavy!"
A: "And Gods Unchained?"
B: "They tried to mint a divine block. It was too holy to process! 🛠️✨"

Gods Unchained Broken Card

A player complained, “My Gods Unchained card is OP.”

Opponent: “Just like your excuses.” 😏

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