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My rig is now my best friend. 👯‍♂️

It never leaves me alone... or lets me sleep! 😴

Bitcoin like diarrhea: when you start, you don’t know how it ends

Boy: "I invested in Bitcoin, and its price skyrocketed!"

Girl: "Be careful, it could be like diarrhea: it starts with a small amount, and then you can’t stop!"

Boy: "That’s a great sign of growth!"

Girl: "Growth? You’ll end up on the toilet with that crypto!" 💩📉

Space Whales and Crypto Minnows

A: "Who wins in a battle: Splinterlands or Star Atlas?"
B: "Neither. The crypto whales just buy both!" 🐋💸
A: "And Gods Unchained?"
B: "They get sacrificed for transaction fees. 🔥⛓️"

ETH: The Future Is Now, And It’s Unstoppable!

Ethereum’s future is like a rocket ship that just keeps accelerating. 🚀
Whether you’re a fan of Proof of Stake or just a believer in its decentralized brilliance, ETH is unstoppable. 🌌
And hey, don’t forget to buckle up—this ride is going to the moon! 🌙

I dropped my crypto knowledge—now everyone’s asking for tips!

Who knew the real drop in crypto would be my wisdom? 😎 The moment you realize your advice is worth more than the coins!

You Know It’s Bad When Your Drop is Trending

When your crypto drop is trending, you know it’s time to start wearing sunglasses indoors.
I just want to escape the light of reality and enjoy the darkness of my losses.

I Didn’t Know Crypto Had This Many Dips

Crypto’s so full of dips, it feels like I’m on a diet and my weight keeps dropping.
I should’ve just stuck to buying ice cream.
At least it doesn’t drop, it just melts.

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