It never leaves me alone... or lets me sleep! 😴
Boy: "I invested in Bitcoin, and its price skyrocketed!"
Girl: "Be careful, it could be like diarrhea: it starts with a small amount, and then you can’t stop!"
Boy: "That’s a great sign of growth!"
Girl: "Growth? You’ll end up on the toilet with that crypto!" 💩📉
A: "Who wins in a battle: Splinterlands or Star Atlas?"
B: "Neither. The crypto whales just buy both!" 🐋💸
A: "And Gods Unchained?"
B: "They get sacrificed for transaction fees. 🔥⛓️"
Ethereum’s future is like a rocket ship that just keeps accelerating. 🚀
Whether you’re a fan of Proof of Stake or just a believer in its decentralized brilliance, ETH is unstoppable. 🌌
And hey, don’t forget to buckle up—this ride is going to the moon! 🌙
Who knew the real drop in crypto would be my wisdom? 😎 The moment you realize your advice is worth more than the coins!
When your crypto drop is trending, you know it’s time to start wearing sunglasses indoors.
I just want to escape the light of reality and enjoy the darkness of my losses.
Crypto’s so full of dips, it feels like I’m on a diet and my weight keeps dropping.
I should’ve just stuck to buying ice cream.
At least it doesn’t drop, it just melts.