It heard Ethereum was slimming down and got jealous!
It’s probably mining the sound of money! 💸
Because my 9-to-5 wasn’t stressful enough! 😅
Because it’s mining stars instead of coins now! ✨
Boy: "I just sold a few Axies! Look how rich I am!"
Girl: "Careful, you’re like diarrhea: it starts smooth, but ends up in an unpleasant situation."
Boy: "It’ll be fine, it’s just a temporary dip!"
Girl: "Dip? It’s like poop: it comes unexpectedly, and leaves with a smell." 💩🚀
Boy: "I invested in Bitcoin, and its price skyrocketed!"
Girl: "Be careful, it could be like diarrhea: it starts with a small amount, and then you can’t stop!"
Boy: "That’s a great sign of growth!"
Girl: "Growth? You’ll end up on the toilet with that crypto!" 💩📉
Ethereum: "I’m building the future of decentralized finance!"
Solana: "I’m scaling at the speed of light—watch out!"
Polkadot: "I’m connecting everything, making sure no blockchain is left behind!"
Ethereum: "Okay, but can we make sure the gas fees don’t skyrocket?"
Solana: "I’ll handle the speed; you handle the fees."
Polkadot: "And I’ll make sure we stay connected through the blockchain network!" 🚀