Because they’re always proving everything!
Because they are always "looking for the next move"!
A Splinterlands player said, “Today is my lucky day!”
5 minutes later: “Why did I draw 5 cards... of goblins?” 🧟♂️
Why did Axie have a bad hair day?
Because it couldn’t find the right “blockchain” shampoo! 🧴
A crypto drop is like a bad joke—everyone knows it’s coming, but it still hits you in the gut.
Except this one costs your portfolio.
Crypto just dropped, and it feels like when your crush texts you "We need to talk."
You know it's bad, but you're still hoping for a miracle.
When your crypto drop is trending, you know it’s time to start wearing sunglasses indoors.
I just want to escape the light of reality and enjoy the darkness of my losses.