A compressed trip with zero baggage fees! 🧳✈️
They compress everything into a neat little package!
Now he thinks he’s the real miner in the house! 🏡
I told him, “That’s a $500 nap, buddy!” 💸
She thinks it’s a deluxe heated bed! 🛏️🔥
Guess she’s the new proof-of-stake! 🐾
She said, “Purrfect seat, it’s so warm!” 😹
Their rigs work 24/7 while they stay home. 🏠
Boy: "I just got an airdrop of tokens for my cats!"
Girl: "Are you sure your cats will be happy with these tokens? Because it looks like they’ll get diarrhea instead!"
Boy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because an airdrop in Catizen is like new food for the cats, and in the end, they’ll all end up in the toilet!" 💩💸
Boy: "My cats finally went to a new city in Catizen!"
Girl: "A new city? And new diarrhea on the way? I hope you at least prepared a toilet for them!"
Boy: "Oh… I just remembered!"
Girl: "Well, now the cats have not only a new city but also a new smell!" 💩🚂
Boy: "I finally completed a big quest with the cats in Catizen!"
Girl: "Congrats, but it looks like now your cats are taking a break… in the toilet!"
Boy: "How’s that?"
Girl: "You completed the quest, and they completed their journey straight to the toilet!" 💩🚽
Boy: "I built an entire empire for my cats in Catizen!"
Girl: "You built an empire? But remember, your cats can create not only an empire but also… diarrhea!"
Boy: "Don’t worry, I have everything for their happiness!"
Girl: "You give them happiness, and they give you diarrhea! That’s their empire!" 💩👑
Boy: "My cats are real pros in Catizen now!"
Girl: "Really? And they’re pros not just in games but in leaving marks — all over the house and the toilet!"
Boy: "They’re great, but what do you mean?"
Girl: "As soon as the cat smells new food, he turns into a pro of diarrhea!" 💩🐱🚽
Boy: "My cats just returned from the most epic journey in Catizen!"
Girl: "And I’m sure they came back with a baggage… of poop!"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Girl: "You’re traveling with the cats, but they’re traveling with diarrhea — don’t forget to feed them wisely!" 💩🌍
Boy: "My cats became too active in Catizen!"
Girl: "Well, that’s all we needed — soon they’ll be following only one path — straight to your bathroom with diarrhea!"
Boy: "Seriously?"
Girl: "Absolutely! In Catizen, they can be superheroes, but their poop is out of control!" 💩🦸♂️🐱
Boy: "I leveled up my cats to max level!"
Girl: "Congratulations! Just don’t forget to put them on a diet, or soon they’ll be spreading poop around the house instead of toys!"
Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "You’re leveling them up to the max, and they’ll level up their diarrhea skills!" 💩🎮
Boy: "My cats in Catizen became superheroes!"
Girl: "Really? But something tells me their superpower is leaving poop in the most unexpected places!"
Boy: "Well, they can’t be perfect!"
Girl: "They can be superheroes, but diarrhea doesn’t pick and choose!" 💩🐱
Boy: "Now my cats can travel all over the world in Catizen!"
Girl: "Maybe they can, but as soon as they eat something wrong, they’ll turn into diarrhea travelers!"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Girl: "Well, you know how it goes: first, joy, then... diarrhea all over the world!" 💩🌍
Boy: "I built a house for my cat in Catizen!"
Girl: "Are you sure there won’t be poop in that house? Remember, Catizen isn’t just a game, it’s an epic tale of cats and their diarrhea!"
Boy: "But they’re not real cats!"
Girl: "No excuses! Even virtual cats leave their mark — not only in the house but also on the virtual lawns!" 💩🏠
Boy: "My cat in Catizen is amazing! He’s now the ruler of all the lawns!"
Girl: "And the ruler of diarrhea too! Look at his tummy — that’s not a cat, that’s a toilet on paws!"
Boy: "Seriously?"
Girl: "Yep! In Catizen, all cats start with good food and end with... diarrhea!" 💩🐱
Boy: "I leveled up my cat to level 10 in Catizen!"
Girl: "To level 10? What if your cat eats so much that it also gets diarrhea?"
Boy: "He’s not a real cat!"
Girl: "Doesn’t matter. In Catizen, there’s always room for diarrhea, so get ready for cats leaving poop everywhere!" 💩🐱
Boy: "I just won a new set for my cat in Catizen!"
Girl: "A new set? Well, I hope your cat doesn’t get diarrhea from all that food!"
Boy: "Don’t worry, it’s all good for him!"
Girl: "Are you sure? Because as soon as the cats start eating, diarrhea’s coming, just like always in Catizen!" 💩🐱
Why did the head of the National Bank of Kazakhstan become a crypto enthusiast?
Because he realized that cryptocurrencies are not just a trend, but the future of finance!
A Splinterlands player got two of the same card again. "I guess I’ve unlocked the ‘copy-paste’ skill!" 📋
A Star Atlas player booked a “space vacation.” Destination: asteroid belt. “Looks like we’re in debt now.” 💸
A Splinterlands player got two of the same card in a pack.
“Well, at least it’s an NFT, not a photocopy.” 📸
Where do gods from Gods Unchained go on vacation? To “Mount Chillympus.” 🏔️
Why did everyone go on vacation in The Sandbox?
Because there are “no limits” to what you can build! 🌍
Where does Axie want to vacation?
A place where “staking” is optional! 🏖️
I went on vacation in The Sandbox…
But ended up building sandcastles all day! 🏰