Boy: "My cats in Catizen became superheroes!"
Girl: "Really? But something tells me their superpower is leaving poop in the most unexpected places!"
Boy: "Well, they can’t be perfect!"
Girl: "They can be superheroes, but diarrhea doesn’t pick and choose!" 💩🐱
Splinterlands: "I’m on a quest to get the rarest NFT!"
Star Atlas: "That’s cool! I’m exploring the stars!"
Gods Unchained: "I’m on a quest for divine intervention. 😇"
Splinterlands: "How’s that going?"
Gods Unchained: "It’s a slow process. I have to pray for every transaction. 🙏⛓️"
A Splinterlands player completed 7 quests in a row. “I’ve earned so many rewards!”
5 minutes later: “I just need to sleep for 24 hours.” 🛏️
A Splinterlands player completed 5 quests in a row. “I need a vacation!”
Monster: "Same here, I’ve been fighting non-stop." 🏖️
Crypto drop: “You know you’re in deep, right?”
Me: “Yes, but I’ve already committed to this sinking ship.”
I thought I could predict crypto, but after this drop, I’m considering starting a career in fortune telling.
At least they have a crystal ball.
After this drop, I questioned my life choices.
Is crypto really my path, or should I just stick to collecting stamps?
At least stamps don’t dip.
My crypto journey feels like an RPG: grind for coins, fight scams, and hope for a legendary drop. 🏹💎
Losing your private key feels like dying in hardcore mode—no respawn, just regrets. 😭🎮