I bought an NFT instead of paying tuition. It’s a picture of my disappointed parents.
Girlfriend: "You stare at your StepN sneakers more than you look at me!"
Boyfriend: "They’re my biggest investment!"
Girlfriend: "Your biggest investment is right here!"
(points to her chest)
Boyfriend: "But those don’t earn passive income…"
Girlfriend: "Neither will I from now on. Goodbye." 👟💔
Friend 1: "Check out my new StepN sneakers! They’re NFTs worth $500!"
Friend 2: "Cool, but how much have you made walking so far?"
Friend 1: "Uh... $20."
Friend 2: "So you’re walking for years just to pay off your shoes?" 👟🫠
Investor 1: "Did you buy an NFT?"
Investor 2: "Yeah! I invested in digital art!"
Investor 1: "Is that like buying a ticket to the future?"
Investor 2: "Well, if the future is a price that flies all over the place!" 😂💎
Splinterlands: "I’m on a quest to get the rarest NFT!"
Star Atlas: "That’s cool! I’m exploring the stars!"
Gods Unchained: "I’m on a quest for divine intervention. 😇"
Splinterlands: "How’s that going?"
Gods Unchained: "It’s a slow process. I have to pray for every transaction. 🙏⛓️"
Star Atlas: "Help! My spaceship NFT disappeared into a black hole!"
Splinterlands: "That’s not a black hole. That’s the Ethereum network during peak hours. 🕳️⏳"
Gods Unchained: "You should’ve prayed before launching it."
Star Atlas: "Will praying bring it back?"
Gods Unchained: "No, but it’ll make you feel better."
Gods Unchained: "Someone stole my divine NFT!"
Splinterlands: "Did you check the blockchain explorer?"
Gods Unchained: "Yeah, it says it was sent to Star Atlas!"
Star Atlas: "Hey, I didn’t steal it. The blockchain pirates must’ve intercepted it!"
Splinterlands: "Better watch out. Blockchain pirates only take shiny things. 🏴☠️✨"
A: "Did Splinterlands trade NFTs with Star Atlas?"
B: "Yeah, but Star Atlas sent a spaceship, and Splinterlands sent... a goat." 🐐🚀
A: "Was it at least a blockchain goat?"
B: "Of course, fully decentralized and grazing on gas fees. 😂"
A: "Gods Unchained bought an NFT spaceship from Star Atlas."
B: "What did Splinterlands say?"
A: "They told them it was a trap card! 😂"
B: "Classic blockchain trolling! 🎯"
A Splinterlands monster bought a “limited edition” NFT. Turned out, it was just a JPEG with teeth. 🖼️
- "I went on an NFT treasure hunt!"
- "Did you find anything valuable?"
- "I found a rare crypto sword!"
- "Was it worth anything?"
- "Only if you can mint it first." 🏴☠️
- "I opened an NFT zoo!"
- "What animals do you have?"
- "Virtual lions and blockchain tigers."
- "Do they need food?"
- "Only gas fees and a bit of ETH for their enclosure." 🦁
- "I went to an NFT concert!"
- "Who was playing?"
- "A DJ who only spins ETH."
- "Did the crowd love it?"
- "The crowd was tokenized!" 🎶
- "I adopted an NFT pet today!"
- "What kind of pet?"
- "A virtual dragon."
- "Does it need to be fed?"
- "Only gas fees. It’s very high-maintenance." 🐉
- "I attended NFT Fashion Week in Decentraland!"
- "What did you wear?"
- "A digital fur coat made of Ethereum."
- "I hope it wasn’t too heavy on the gas fees." 💃
- "Why did you buy that Sandbox NFT?"
- "Because it’s a limited edition digital tree!"
- "And what does it do?"
- "Nothing."
- "So… it’s like a Tamagotchi you don’t even have to feed?" 🌴
"Why did Ethereum start creating art?"
"Because it’s been minting NFTs non-stop!"
"NFTs? Like digital art?"
"Yeah, Ethereum's the Mona Lisa of the blockchain world!"
"So it’s making a fortune from art?"
"Exactly! It’s a crypto artist in the making!"
"Who knew Ethereum had an artistic side?" 🎨
"What’s the best part about winning Squid Game?"
"You get an NFT, but it’s so rare that no one can afford the minting fees!" 🖼️💸
"What do you get for winning the Squid Game crypto version?"
"An exclusive NFT, which is worth 0.0001 ETH!" 💎
Hamster: 'I made my own NFT.' Me: 'What’s it of?' Hamster: 'A pixelated sunflower seed!'
Hamster: "Why did you make an NFT of me?"
Trader: "Because JPEGs are worth more than coins these days."
Hamster: "Why did you mint my selfie?"
Trader: "Because you’re one of a kind!"
I bought an NFT sword for $2,000. Now I just need it to protect me from my wife’s reaction. 🗡️💔
Minting an NFT feels like playing a claw machine. You either get a rare collectible or a useless JPEG. 🕹️🖼️
I bought an NFT of a tulip for $1,000. My friends laughed until I sold it for $10,000. Now they’re the ones crying. 🌷💎
I minted my first NFT and proudly showed it off. My gamer friends just laughed and said, "Congrats on your JPEG addiction." 🖼️😂
"Dude, why is your sword glowing?"
"It’s an NFT."
"Does it deal more damage?"
"No, but it costs more than your house." ⚔️💎
My gaming inventory is like my NFT collection—full of stuff nobody else wants! 🎒🎨
I’m on an NFT diet.
I’ve lost a lot of weight, but gained even more losses. 🍽️🖼️