My portfolio says I’m a millionaire. My fridge says otherwise.
She didn’t know I meant GPUs! 🖥️
Guess who’s now mining in peace? 😎
I told her, “Don’t be silly; the rig pays the bills!” 💳
Boy: "I thought we’d save on the wedding to invest in crypto."
Girl: "I thought you wanted to save for a ring."
Boy: "But look, your engagement stone is now on the blockchain!" 💍🔗
Girl: "I don’t need a wedding with cryptocurrency. I want a real diamond!" 💎
Crypto exchanges should add trade cooldowns. "Sorry, you’ve panic-sold too many times today." 😂⛔
I bought an NFT sword for $2,000. Now I just need it to protect me from my wife’s reaction. 🗡️💔
What’s the difference between crypto mining and Minecraft? In Minecraft, you actually find diamonds. 💎⛏️