Boy: "I finally completed a big quest with the cats in Catizen!"
Girl: "Congrats, but it looks like now your cats are taking a break… in the toilet!"
Boy: "How’s that?"
Girl: "You completed the quest, and they completed their journey straight to the toilet!" 💩🚽
Boy: "Look at Bitcoin’s rise, we’re on the verge of becoming millionaires!"
Girl: "We’re on the verge of something else — bankruptcy!"
Boy: "But if Bitcoin hits $100,000, everything will be fine!"
Girl: "Just like your attempts to convince me to invest in crypto instead of gold!" 📉💔
Boy: "One more step, and we’ll be rich!"
Girl: "You keep saying 'one more step'! When did you realize we’re one step away from bankruptcy?"
Boy: "Don’t worry! I bought a token that’s going to skyrocket soon!"
A week later:
Girl: "You bought something that doesn’t even have a market price! We have nothing left!"
Boy: "But look how nice it looks on the screen!" 🖥️😭
Because they couldn't handle the volatility in their relationship. 💔📉💥
Because they couldn't find a common block. 💔🔗
Because they couldn't find a common block. 💔🔗
I tried cooking breakfast in The Sandbox…
But the eggs just “glitched”! 🍳
"Why did Ethereum go to the coffee shop?"
"To fuel up for another block!"
"Is it a coffee addict?"
"Not really, it just needs the energy for all those transactions!"
"So it’s charging itself up?"
"Exactly! It needs that extra gas!" 🔋
Crypto’s drop is like a breakup.
At first, it’s fine, but then it drags on, and you’re just left holding onto memories—and empty wallets.
She left me because I couldn't commit.
I told her: "But I’m immutable!"